Chapter 26
The Texting Chapter Pt. 2
The guys
Joker: It’s about fucking time you got your head out of your ass.
Davis: For real? Like, together, together, or fuck buddies.
Ranger: Together, together.
Davis: Nice. Happy for you, man.
Tiny: Thank God you didn’t say fuck buddies. I’d hate to have to kill you.
Ranger: I promise to be as good as I can to her.
Tiny: I have no doubt. You were the only one who couldn’t see what you were capable of.
Sarge: Good for you, son.
Tiny: So, what does this mean exactly? You coming home for holiday dinners and family parties?
Ranger: If she wants me there. She did tell me I clean up well.
Tiny: My mom loves you. She’s been asking me all about you since this weekend.
Ranger: How was the honeymoon? Davis? You both still happy?
Davis: It was perfect. Wonderful.
Tiny: I missed my Half-Pint. Other than that, it was bliss.
Ranger: What’s our next plan with Elle and her problem?
Joker: Still working on it. Coming to see you when we know something.
Ranger: Good to know.
The Girls
Trish: Uhh, Davis just said someone texted the group about being with someone else, and I’m a little upset that someone didn’t tell us herself.
Lottie: Tiny just told me.
Ginny: What? What’d I miss?
Trish: Elle…
Lottie: Elle…
Ginny: Oh, my God, Elle? What’s wrong with Elle?
Elle: Other than my muscles are a little sore from being overworked, oh, and someone is out to ruin my life, nothing’s wrong with Elle.
Ginny: What am I missing then?
Elle: So…Ranger and I…
Ginny: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Seriously??
Elle: Yeah.
Trish: And I had to hear it from Davis!
Lottie: Tiny might have gotten a little emotional. His found brother dating his real sister? He just couldn’t keep it all inside with how happy he is.
Elle: Oh, no. Sappy Tiny? Tell him to stay away unless you want two Workmans in tears.
Trish: LOL. Writing that one down for future use.
Elle: Gotta go. Ranger’s looking at me like he wants to devour me. Talk later!