Barrett Family Group Chat
Mama B
Family, welcome Daphne to the chat.
Dez
Be nice or I’ll tell her all the ways to make your lives miserable.
Marisol
I would never be mean to a new sister-in-law.
Sam
Potential sister-in-law, babe. Dez has to put a ring on it first.
Nate
Hey, what about me? I could put a ring on it first.
Connor
I feel like I should defend my honor here.
Marisol
You shouldn’t. We all know Nate would definitely propose first.
Omar
Rings are so 2000s. You should just bond and get it over with.
Nate
Sign me up. Jaws are ready and waiting.
Marisol
You’re making my point.
What about babies, Daphne? You interested? Because Mama’s ready to babysit the second you ask.
Dez
You’re all insane.
I want a refund on this family ASAP.
Marisol
You’re the one that found your omega in a fabric store.
Side note, great job, Nate.
Nate
Thanks, Sol! Appreciate it.
Marisol
Can we see a picture?
Nate
*Spams the group chat with ten photos of Daphne *
Dez
And I thought the others were going to be the problem.
Nate
What? Should I add more?
Marisol
That’s plenty. She’s beautiful.
You’re beautiful, Daphne!
Mama B
I want a ceremony, please. Before or after bonding, I’m not picky.
Levi
Why don’t we ask Daphne what she wants?
Marisol
Yeah, Daphne. What do you want?
Side note, Dez told us you’re opening a cute little lingerie shop downtown. I’m SO excited for it to open. I’m gonna be your first customer.
Dez
None of us need to know that.
Sam
I definitely do.
Levi
Seconding Dez. We don’t need to know about your underwear, Sol.
Marisol
Yet I had to live with yours infesting the hallway my entire life. Payback’s a bitch and so am I.
Dez
Did you add Pop to this nonsense or just the rest of us, Mama?
Pop
Here, but not interfering. Welcome to the chaos, Daphne.
Daphne
Uh…thanks?