Pussy Power Group Chat
Mellie
That’s it. I’m officially calling a Pussy Power Intervention. The only reason Travi and Co aren’t included is because they’re out of town for their anniversary.
Travi
Booooooo. I wanna see the intervention.
Mellie
Don’t worry, babe. I’m sure we’ll have another soon.
Erin
*Laughing emojis*
Maverick
Why do I feel like this won’t go well?
Kai
Because you’re a smart man.
Daphne
Oh, shit. I really am too pretty for jail, but I can be a great alibi.
Or witness, if that’s what you need.
Mellie
Not this time, but thanks.
The intervention is for you, Daph. You’ve been spending all your time with those fine ass, VERY OFF-LIMITS alphas, and I’m getting needy.
Lacey
What she means is, we miss you. Come out for Mel’s birthday.
Daphne
Her birthday was six months ago.
Mellie
My half-birthday, then. Tell those men we’re stealing you tomorrow night.
Maverick
We’re free.
Mellie
Duh. I checked. We’re all free, including Little Miss Settled Down.
Daphne
Okay, rude. Also, that sounds good. I miss you too.
Mellie
Wait, you’re not going to argue?
Daphne
Why waste the time? God knows you won’t let me win.
Mellie
True, true. Be ready to impress at eight.