Chapter 1
Charlotte, Countess of Wrexford, put down her pen and contemplated the half-finished ink drawing on her desk.
“Have I gotten Wellington’s nose quite right?
” she muttered under her breath. It wasn’t as if she hadn’t drawn the distinctive appendage—the duke was called “Nosey” for good reason, though heaven forfend that anyone say it to his face—countless times since his momentous victory over Napoleon’s army several months ago near the village of Waterloo.
Still, Charlotte was striving to create a caricature of him looking both bemused and horrified at the antics of Russian soldiers, who along with British and Austrian troops were occupying Paris under his supreme command.
Wrexford had just received a letter from a military friend currently stationed in the French capital, and in it had been a very amusing sketch of an extraordinary “Sliding Mountain” built by the Tsar Alexander’s troops to provide leisure entertainment—
BANG!
For an instant, the sound of the explosion had her frozen in shock. But then Charlotte was up in a flash and sprinting for the stairs leading up to the schoolroom.
McClellan—nominally her lady’s maid but recognized by their entire household as the unofficial general-in-chief of the Berkeley Square townhouse—was two steps ahead of her.
“Is that smoke?” gasped Charlotte, as a few ghostly tendrils of vapor floated down from the floor above.
McClellan’s reply was muffled by the sound of their pounding steps … which was for the best, as the few words Charlotte caught should never be uttered in front of children.
Not that the Weasels were normal children—
“Sorry! Sorry! No cause for alarm!” called Raven, one of the three orphan boys who were officially part of their unconventional family.
But the sight of his soot-streaked face and the frizzled forelock of singed hair as she and McClellan barreled into the schoolroom belied the assertion.
“It was all my fault,” said Peregrine in a rush. “Raven warned me that it wasn’t a good idea to see if coal gas could increase the pressure inside our mechanical horse’s steam engine and thus make it flap its wings fast enough to rise a few inches off the ground.”
“No it wasn’t,” countered the Raven. “I was the one who suggested igniting—”
Charlotte released a sigh. “I know very well whose idea it was!”
Both boys stared down at the tips of their boots.
“But you both have been told in no uncertain terms that fire is strictly forbidden in the house, and for good reason,” she continued.
“It was only a little spark,” began Raven. “Just a quick test to determine—”
“Well, then, it will only be a little punishment for the egregious transgression of the house rules,” interrupted McClellan. “Just a quick fortnight of forgoing ginger biscuits—and all other sweets.”
Raven and Peregrine looked up, eyes widening in horror.
Harper, the wolf-sized grey hound who had slept through the commotion, came awake at the mention of biscuits and gave a low woof of commiseration from his favorite spot by the hearth.
“And don’t slant any puppy dog looks of innocence at m’lady,” growled McClellan.
Charlotte bit her lip. True, she was a soft touch for the boys.
“I expect this mess to be cleaned up in a trice,” added the maid. “And then you will also report to Josiah in the mews and begin a week of mucking out the stalls.”
Raven and Peregrine were already gathering up the singed metal bits and pieces that had broken off from the small mechanical horse.
“Come to the kitchen when you’ve finished carting out the manure, so that I can trim the burnt frizz from your forelock,” said McClellan to Raven as he trudged past her.
“What were they thinking?” Charlotte shook her head in consternation once the boys were out of earshot. “They aren’t usually so reckless.”
“They are getting old enough to think themselves invincible,” answered McClellan.
She allowed a deliberate pause. “I also happened to overhear Raven ask Peregrine for his help in constructing a mechanical horse with flapping wings as a birthday present for Eddy. You know how smitten she is with the idea of flight, and how she waxes poetic about what it would be like to soar through the heavens like her pigeons.” Her brows gave a twitch.
“Apparently, he wishes to surprise her.”
“Ah.” Charlotte felt a rueful smile curl at the corners of her lips.
Family life had become infinitely more complicated during the past spring, when secrets within secrets concerning her husband’s father, the late earl, had unraveled, revealing that Wrexford, to his utter shock, had a much younger half-sister who was about the same age as the Weasels.
Misunderstandings in the past had led to a rift between father and son, and there were still many complications and questions to be sorted out.
But Eddylina—who preferred to be called Eddy—had been brought to Berkeley Square by her dying governess and was now settling in as a full-fledged member of the family …
Happily, hoped Charlotte. Peregrine and Hawk, the youngest of their three boys, had immediately bonded with the girl. But Raven’s relationship with Eddy wasn’t quite so easy to discern.
McClellan seemed to read her thoughts. “Don’t worry, m’lady. I plan on rescinding both punishments after they’ve finished today’s drudgery in the mews. But it’s good for them to sweat a bit so that they understand the seriousness of their transgression.”
“Perhaps Tyler could make some room for them in the area of Wrex’s laboratory where the stone tiling has been installed to guard against fire,” suggested Charlotte. She understood Raven’s desire to create an impressive surprise. During their last investigation …
She quickly forced herself back to the present, refusing to dwell on that fraught time, when danger had threatened from so many angles. The mere thought of how close she and Wrexford had come to losing everything they held dear made her blood run cold …
“An excellent idea. I’ll ask him now,” murmured McClellan as she pulled her daily checklist from her pocket and began reading it.
“By the by, shall I have supper pushed back by a half hour? His Lordship and Eddy have gone for a ride in Hyde Park, and knowing how loath that little hellion is to rein in her love of galloping over the trails, they are bound to be late in returning.”
Looking up, she made a face. “Cook has threatened to give notice if one more of her special roasts ends up burned to a crisp.”
“Heaven forfend that we put Cook’s nose out of joint,” muttered Charlotte, her thoughts on more important matters.
“You are very fond of her crème brulée,” pointed out the maid.
“Pragmatic, as always, Mac.” Charlotte sighed.
Cloaked in her nom de plume A. J. Quill, London’s most popular satirical artist, she seemed to have an unerring knack for spearing right to the heart of a controversial social issue or government scandal that affected the public’s welfare.
But coping with all the new family dynamics sometimes had her questioning her own judgment.
Given that Wrexford was an expert in science and understood the fundamental working of the cosmos, perhaps he could give her a rational explanation as to why—
“M’lady?” McClellan was now tapping her foot in impatience. “Is that a yes or a no?”
Damnation—dithering was becoming a bad habit. “Without you, all semblance of rule and order in this household would go to hell in a handbasket,” she quickly answered. Another sigh. “Which you may translate as a resounding yes.”
“Thank heavens. I, too, am very fond of crème brulée.”
Charlotte glanced at the schoolroom clock.
“I had better come down to the kitchen with you. Hawk will be home shortly from his drawing lesson, and given that he’s been at the London Institution for much of the afternoon, he’ll be in dire need of sustenance to tide him over until the delayed supper. ”
However, the sound of steps thumping over the black and white tiles of the entrance hall announced that the youngest Weasel had already arrived.
Smiling, Charlotte hurried down the stairs and into the main corridor, eager to see his latest sketches.
The boy’s skill at depicting the delicate nuances of botanical subjects was blossoming under the tutelage of Mr. Campbell, his kindly new drawing tutor.
A chance comment from a dear friend had led to the recent connection of teacher and pupil.
It was, perhaps, an unconventional choice, but she was pleased with how well things were going.
But as Hawk flew around the corner, empty-handed and clearly in great distress, she felt her heart clench.
“What’s wrong, sweeting?” she asked, opening her arms and enfolding him in a hug.
Hawk drew in a ragged breath as if to answer—and then burst into tears.
“Ho—that’s far enough!” Wrexford reined his horse to a halt and waggled a gloved finger at his half-sister. “It’s time to return home. As it is, I fear we’ll be late for supper.”
“But the light is still gloriously bright at this time of day,” protested Eddy, her face flushed from the slap of the wind against her cheeks as she had crossed the last half of the meadow at full gallop. “In another month, it will be dark at this hour— and cold as a witch’s tit!”
Wrexford closed his eyes and silently counted to three. Ten would have been wiser, but his patience was already frayed. “As you well know,” he scolded, “tit is a word that must be permanently expunged from your vocabulary.”
“I thought that rule applied only when I am in the company of stiff-rumped sticklers of Polite Society,” she replied with a saucy smile. “And by the by, Aunt Alison says that phrase. Quite often, in fact.”
“Aunt Alison is old enough to be considered an Original rather than a Disgrace to Society,” he pointed out. “While such language slipping from your young lips will have you branded as an incorrigible hoyden by the beau monde.”
“I don’t care.”
“Well, you damn well should.”
Her eyes widened in mock surprise. “Is not damn also a forbidden word?”