Not What We Pictured

Chapter 1

MCKENNA

“You want the facts? Okay, well first off, I didn’t kiss him.

How’s that for a fact? I’m not the type of girl who runs around kissing strange men.

And he was strange. I want to be clear on that from the start.

If he’d been a normal guy with normal social etiquette, then everything would have gone as planned, and we wouldn’t be in this mess.

But nooooo, he just had to be a bench-stealing, poet-pondering weirdo, didn’t he?

“Are you writing any of this down? I don’t see you writing any of this down.

This is my official statement. This needs to go on public record.

I don’t know what Nate’s telling your little partner in the other room right now, but let it be known that I, McKenna Boston, did not kiss Nate Lambert the first time we met. ”

NATE

“The woman’s a nut job. First time we met, she couldn’t keep her lips off me. And that’s a fact.”