Chapter 32
MCKENNA
“So that’s the whole story. All the facts.
You see it now, right? I’m not the crazy one here.
Not by a long shot. No, Taylor Swift got it wrong.
It’s him. Hi. He’s the problem. Not me. Are you writing that part down?
On a side note, I really need to use the bathroom.
Any chance you could take off these zip ties?
NATE
“You’re letting us go? Really? I mean, I can see why you’re letting me go.
Just a little surprised you’re letting—nope, you’re right.
Not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Thank you. Sorry for all the jabbing earlier.
If you could do me a favor and maybe give me a ten-minute head start away from Miss Crazy Pants?
Haha, I’m kidding. Of course, I’m kidding.
Thing is, I’m not kidding. You’re not going to make me leave here with that woman, are you? ”