BESTIES CHAT
Stacey
Okay, I found a bunch of different options. What do you think?
*Image: six boxes of pregnancy tests*
Allie
Just get a bunch of one type. It’s more consistent that way.
Stacey
But what if one brand is faulty?
Allie
Good point. Maybe get like three of each.
Stacey
These things aren’t free, lady. Honestly, they’re more expensive than I would have thought. Choose like 2 or 3 brands from the photo and I’ll get two each of those.
Rory
I don’t know if brand matters. Is there a particular brand of pregnancy test that's supposed to be better than another?
Stacey
How in the world would I know?
You know everything. I figured this was part of your extensive knowledge.
Stacey
I teach kindergarten. I know how to get slime out of hair and ink stains off my clothes. Not about pregnancy tests.
Allie
How do you get slime out of hair?
Stacey
Apple cider vinegar.
Allie
Huh. That stuff is like magic. You can drink it, cook with it, put it in your hair, and apparently it dissolves slime. I should stock up.
Stacey
I know, right?
Can we focus, please? Also, who puts vinegar in their hair?
Allie
I think it makes it shiny. Or stinky.
Probably both.
Stacey
Okay, enough about ACV, although for the record it’s really good for you, aside from its slime-dissolving properties. Which of these should I get? * same image as before*
Allie
Two of the one on the left, and two of the one in the middle.
Stacey
This one? * image of one box*
Allie
No, the one next to it.
Stacey
So, these two? * image of two boxes*
Allie
*thumbs-up emoji*
Stacey
Sounds good. Rory, what do you think?
If Allie says those are good, I’ll go with that. Thanks again for going to pick them up.
Allie
Thanks Stacey! You’re the best.
Also can you also get some malted milk balls while you're out?