BEAUTY QUEEN SUPPORT GROUP
Dylan
Hey guys, this group chat is for ideas and help for Nate in the Mr. Lonesome Pageant. I tried to warn him against agreeing to this, but here we are.
Nate
Thanks. Not sure about the group name but appreciate any help you all can offer. I feel like I’m in over my head.
Lawton
Poor guy. You’re gonna need all the help you can get.
Stacey
Not sure what I can add, but happy to help in any way.
Allie
Sotp texxtig me I’m at th bar
Dylan
How much have you had to drink?
Allie
Non of yuor businss
Stacey
You’re still there? I left you like half an hour ago. I thought you were going home.
Allie
2 for1 shotttttsssss
Dylan
Which bar? I’m coming to get you.
Allie
No
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Nate
Allie, either go home with Dylan or I’ll come get you. Dylan, pretty sure she’s at High Times.
Allie
Narc.
Nate
There are literally two cops in this chat. I’m not sure Narc is a slur you want to throw around.
Lawton
I can go pick her up in the cruiser if that would help. Maybe toss her in the holding pen to sleep it off.
Allie
Would you putme oin hadncuffs? *Winking emoji*
Dylan
For fuck’s sake. No more booze. I’m on my way.
Allie
I gott Dylan ot sayy duck
DUCK
ducking duck why wont ti let me type duck I hate my phnoe
Maybe we should reconvene the chat tomorrow. Dylan, let me know if you need a hand.