Texts with June

Scotty

I got a new phone.

What if I stayed with Ford?

I’ve never killed anyone, you know? Maybe I’m not that bad.

And Wren doesn’t even care that I attacked Jessicunt in public.

And Ford keeps feeding my birds.

And I like him feeding my birds.

Despite what Sweaty Vince says, I read December is the worst month to list a house . . .

Where are you?

Is this that thing you do where you don’t answer and let me talk myself into figuring out what you already know?

Since you’re ignoring me, I guess you won’t care that I came to an agreement with the Sellecks and I’m at House of Ink.

June

On my way.

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