Chapter 7 Šíma #2
“It’s a great system. Best I’ve ever seen.
I’ve captained probably a hundred men over the years and I can’t do what you do to a room.
” His hand keeps moving in my hair, maintenance rhythm.
“You pace it like a training plan. Every dinner, the same splits. Four drinks, spread across the meal at precise intervals.”
Here it is. The room gets specific.
“You don’t drink like that up here,” he says. Soft. Not a lecture. Closer to an inventory, read aloud once. “Five years. Not once, up here. I notice, that’s all.”
I want to give him the bit. I have three of them, actually, ranked and ready. One about hydration protocol. One about minibar pricing. One about superstitions. I look at all three and let them go.
“No,” I say eventually. “Not up here.”
“Okay,” he says.
He doesn’t ask why, because he’s the one man alive who doesn’t need the answer said out loud. The words sit between us, doing quiet structural work nobody commissioned.
“The fan,” he says, after a while. “The ceiling fan. Does it exist?”
“No.”
“The parrot?”
“The parrot is real. Vilnius happened. There’s a ban with my name on it.”
“The bourbon bar. The jukebox place in Hamburg. The one with the wrong staircase.”
“Some of them are real. The good ones are real.” The ceiling has nothing on it and I watch it anyway. “The real ones create the invented ones.”
“Which is Bucharest?”
The whole night stands in the doorway of that question.
“Ask me something easier,” I say.
“Okay,” he says. No push. He lets it go, the great mercy of his life and currently of mine, and his hand never stops its slow work in my hair.
The clock does something irresponsible and becomes one in the morning.
“The eleven o’clock start tomorrow,” he says, half asleep, gravel setting. “I asked coach for it. Recovery needs it. The sports scientists agreed with me.”
“Of course they did.”
“They had charts in their article.”
“You brought the charts?”
“Yes.” He’s smiling into the dark. I can hear it. “Four of them. Color.”
“Coach never stood a chance.”
“He said, and I quote, fine,” he says. “Breakfast at eight. You’ll be in yesterday’s clothes.”
“The clothes are part of the system.”
The file wants this logged as a violation.
The captain of the national team adjusted the training schedule of a group of professionals to lengthen a window that officially shouldn’t exist. That isn’t a bent rule.
That’s infrastructure. Infrastructure is my department.
He’s in my department now, building without a permit.
I should say something. Blow a whistle. Flash a yellow card.
Instead, I stay.
Three in the morning is a country I rarely visit with Tomas.
The rule is nobody stays the full night.
I wrote the rule. The reasons hold. The rules have kept this thing alive five years.
And the author of the rule is lying in the middle of a hotel bed, listening to a midfielder breathe.
The rhythm of in and out. The catch at the top when he shifts.
I archive it, like a sound I’m going to need later.
In some winter, in some city, when the rules stop working.
I don’t sleep. The night proceeds without incident, if you don’t count any of it.
At four something, the hour the Bucharest story always ends, I’m still here.
Morning legal begins at six. At six, the kitchen shift arrives, the corridor gets eyes, the building starts testifying. The rule says gone long before six.
At five fifty-eight I’m dressed, showered, washbag packed. Two minutes inside legal. Standing at the door of a hotel room I’ve exited cleanly, a hundred times, a hundred ways, all much earlier than this. Yet this is the first exit in five years that has required strength to go.
He’s awake. He watches me from the bed the way he watches film. Like there’s something in the footage he needs to pay extra attention to.
“Practice at eleven,” he says.
“I know.”
“Film ran long.”
Deadpan. Straight face. Our whole life in three words.
“Extended cut,” I say turning back to the door. “Director’s version.”
“?íma.” I stop, hand on the handle. He’s looking at the ceiling now, not at me, which is how the biggest things get said in this room. “Good film.”
“Good film,” I say, and go.
The corridor is empty. The stairs are where I left them. Five fifty-nine and forty seconds, and the officiating begins before I reach the landing, because the officiating is part of the walk now.
Ruling as follows. Nothing happened. Film ran long.
The captain talked after, which captains do.
They debrief. It’s in the job description.
The drinking item was administrative. The schedule item was recovery science.
The stay was a scheduling accident inside a lengthened window that existed for sports-medicine reasons.
The boots were moved for cleaning. The name I said was reflex.
Breakfast is at eight. I’ll be there at nine minutes to nine, in yesterday’s clothes, with a bar story ready and no one asking, because the system works.
The system is a wall with one room behind it.
And the man who lives in the room just spent a whole night proving he knows exactly where the door is.
I sleep ninety minutes and dream about nothing, on the record.
Off the record, there was a wedding in it.
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