BRNO’S BEST #2

Hájek

matchday. breakfast until nine thirty. walk at eleven. pre-match meal at one. bus at four fifteen. phones off by three unless your mother is calling

Novotny

my mother is ALWAYS calling

Hájek

then three ten

?íma

morning items, semifinal edition

item one. the forecast. hot. Georgia files it under normal and physics files it under hostile. hydrate like it is your life

item two. section one fourteen is fully staffed as of last night. the horn has been cleared for entry. the stadium has no idea what is coming

Hájek

the horn is my mother’s. respect the horn

Novotny

if I score I am pointing at the horn

?íma

noted for the record. the horn will point back

Horak

what do I do during the anthem. where do I look

Polá?ek

at the flag. or the camera finds you and you become content again

Horak

that happened ONE time

?íma

item three. for the kid. tonight the crosses arrive already knowing your name. let the gloves work and let the anthem look after itself

Horak

let the gloves work. copy

Novotny

what is the plan if they score first

Hájek

then we are losing early with the whole match left to fix it. that is the plan. eat your breakfast

Polá?ek

the families have organized. forty-one relatives in one section and a shared flag the size of a tram. customs has questions. the flag is not answering

?íma

item four. the record has nothing to add this morning. it will be on the bus at four fifteen with everybody else. play the match, gentlemen. the rest is filing

Hájek

four fifteen. eat real food. see everyone on the other side of the whistle

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