BRNO’S BEST #4

Novotny

roll call. who is home

Polá?ek

home. the twins met me at the door wearing the medal. both of them. it is one medal

Novotny

how

Polá?ek

they take turns every ten minutes. there is a schedule. my wife made the schedule. I have been home two hours and I have already cried at a laminated document

Horak

home. my mother framed the crying picture. it is in the HALLWAY. guests will see it

?íma

the hallway is a gallery now, kid. hang the medal next to it and the wall wins the group stage of every dinner party for a decade

Mare?

not home. HOME home. I woke up under my own ceiling. there is a shelf in my kitchen with a label on it. Tobík labels things now. the shelf says TOMá? SUPPLY LINE

Hájek

the first crate ships monday. defrost instructions are enclosed. nobody boils them. it will be in the documentation

Mare?

one time. I boiled them one time and I was twenty

Hájek

I was four meters away. some things stay witnessed

Novotny

OFFICIAL. reunion goulash. october twelfth. my mother’s recipe. my mother is already counting heads. attendance mandatory

Polá?ek

you cannot mandate goulash

Novotny

the goulash is a concept. concepts don’t need agreement

Ková?

home. the eggs at my mother’s table are correct. the committee can stand down

?íma

the committee never stands down. it relocates

minutes, offseason edition

item one. twenty-three men left a World Cup with a medal and a group chat. both are permanent

item two. Brno reports steak at the grandmother’s table on sunday. the nation’s protein supply is secure

item three. September. qualifiers. we reassemble in Czechia and the record resumes at full staffing

until then the chat remains what it has always been. open. minutes concluded. eat like your mothers are watching, because somewhere they are

Hájek

training packets go out friday. do the mobility work. the couch is not a base camp, Novotny

Novotny

I have been home NINE HOURS

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