after florida

2:27 PM

Anthony

*Anthony would like to play SHOOTY HOOPS with you*

Penelope

Seriously?

After I dominated you in pool?

Anthony

Hey now!

I wouldn’t call it DOMINATION…

Penelope

Oh, sweet boy.

That game was over in 3 moves.

Anthony

Ma’am

You can’t call me something like sweet boy while you’re all the way in the Big Apple having important author meetings…

It isn’t fair

Penelope

Ugh. Sorry. I know.

Would it make you feel better if I played shooty hoops with you?

Anthony

Only if you let me win

Penelope

Oh. Sweet boy…

You still have some things to learn.

Anthony

Lol

I’ll send a new request

I found a better game anyway

FaceTime date after your meetings?

Penelope

Yes please! :)

Anthony

Excellent

I’ll send over that new game request in the mean time

*Anthony would like to play LET’S PUCK! with you*

Penelope

…really

Anthony

SHEESH, woman

It’s AIR HOCKEY

Get your mind out of the gutter

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