Perfectly Grumpy (Perfect Crush Hockey Romance #3)
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tate & lauren
To: Tate Foster
From: Lauren Williamson
Subject: Missing: One Grumpy Defenseman
Dear Tate,
It has come to my attention (via your empty spot on the bench) that you missed Friday’s team photo shoot.
Retakes are happening TODAY after practice. You are contractually obligated to be there and smile. Yes, Tate. Smile.
Failure to comply will result in additional photos, more video footage, and potentially you in a ridiculous costume doing the “Cupid Shuffle.”
Cheers!
Lauren
PR Manager | Carolina Crushers
To: Lauren Williamso n
From: Tate Foster
Subject: Re: Missing: One Grumpy Defenseman
I won’t be there.
Tate
To: Tate Foster
From: Lauren Williamson
Subject: Re: Re: Missing: One Grumpy Defenseman
Dear Tate,
If you don’t show up, I’ll make good on my promise to dress you in a gorilla suit and choreograph a dance routine for TikTok.
Cheers!
Lauren
Queen of PR | Carolina Crushers
To: Lauren Williamson
From: Tate Foster
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Missing: One Grumpy Defenseman
Queen of PR Nightmares,
Honestly? A gorilla suit sounds preferable to showing my face. Send it over. I’ll wear it with pride.
Sheriff
To: Tate Foster
From: Lauren Williamson
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Missing: One Grumpy Defenseman
Dear Uncooperative Gorilla,
Your costume arrives tomorrow. I’ve also queued up “Welcome to the Jungle” and picked out a TikTok dance for us. You’ll be going viral by Friday.
Cheers!
Lauren
Your Favorite PR Person | Carolina Crushers
To: Lauren Williamson
From: Tate Foster
Subject: TikTok Trauma Is Real
My (Least) Favorite PR Problem,
Just so we’re clear:
If I end up on TikTok in a gorilla suit, I’m holding you personally responsible.
Also, I expect hazard pay. And a banana.
Grumpily yours,
Sheriff