FROM NOT A BRAT
Hello, Shay.
I miss you.
I’m sure River and Reese are devastated without you too.
They will find you, though. They have to.
But enough of that, because I don’t cope well with the anxiousness anymore. Instead, I want to give you some aces you can keep up your sleeve for future use. You never know when you might need one.
1. Master Greer, the New Yorkiest of all New Yorkers, recently said he’s tired of pizza. Seriously, he said that.
2. If you want to scare Master Lucian, tell him, “Watch out for the kid behind you!” And watch him recoil in horror. It’s so funny!
3. Mention to Colt that it’s not chili without beans and watch him lose his mind.
I have more if you need them!
You learn so much by observing. But you already know that.
XO,
Not a brat.