April
Roman
I forgot how much your brother hates me.
Lavinia
Did you do something specific recently?
Roman
Nope, I think he really hates me.
Lavinia
Maybe he wouldn’t hate you if you didn’t get into needless fights on the ice.
Roman
But that’s part of my charm.
Lavinia
I don’t know who told you that, but you shouldn’t listen to them.
Roman
Blossom, are you saying I’m not charming? I’m hurt.
Lavinia
I’m not here to provide you validation.
Roman
Well, there goes my life’s mission.
Lavinia
Your life’s mission is to get validation from me? I’m flattered.
Roman
My life’s mission is to have you notice me.
Lavinia
You got into a fight twenty feet in front of me. Trust me, I noticed. You should put some ice on that cut.
Roman
Wanna come and kiss it better?
Lavinia
In your dreams, Maddox.
Roman
Please, my dreams don’t involve you kissing me.
Lavinia
Rude.
Roman
I mean, it’s not just kissing.
Lavinia
What do we do in your dreams?
Roman
A lot of things that involve fewer clothes.
Lavinia
Oh, that’s nice, but I can’t go on a beach vacation on account of me being a ginger. Five minutes in the sun and I burn like the fires of hell are chasing me.
Roman
So this is how you want to play it?
Lavinia
I don’t know what you’re talking about