22. Camden #2
“You’re not a big social media person. Not everyone is.” Luke shrugged. “Anyway, I think people know by now that I’m the oversharer and you’re the mysterious one.”
“I’ve got your mystery right here, tiger.”
“Whoa there, big boy. Put that away. Save it for the stage.”
Of course, our food had to be delivered at that moment.
“Fuck, I’m sorry. I didn’t think anyone was around.” I could feel my face burning up and hear nothing but Luke’s laughter.
“Don’t be sorry. Looked like a work of art. I’m honored that you chose my bar to flash your penis in.”
“Yo-your bar.”
“What? I didn’t tell you I’m the owner.” Kelly winked. “You should come by on amateur strip night. Thousand dollar prize. Last Friday of every month. You’d win hands down.”
“Okay.”
He left to greet a new group of guys.
“Maybe we come back? You said you wanted a hot tub,” Luke said.
“Ha ha. Not bad enough that I’m going to strip for it. We have enough anyway with my medal winnings.”
“Oh yeah. Where are you taking me to celebrate your victories?”
“Here’s where you’ve been hiding!”
I rotated the stool to greet Ty and Declan.
“Wait a minute. Something’s different.” Ty stopped a few feet away. “You got matching tattoos! Aw, little platypussies. Platypussy?”
“Ew, don’t say that,” Luke said.
“Platypus or platypuses, babe,” Declan corrected him.
“And they make a heart when we put them together,” Luke said before demonstrating by touching elbows and lining up our biceps.
“Aw!” Ty fawned on it for a sec before yelling, “We did too!”
“You did what?” Luke asked.
“Tyler! We said we weren’t going to tell!”
“Oh, come on, Dec. It’s Cam and Luke.”
Arms crossed, eyes rolled, Declan relented. “Fine.”
“It’s covered in a bandage, so I’ll show you later, but I got a little crab on my butt.”
I couldn’t tell if he was joking, and Luke was staring at him, just like I was.
“I’m a Cancer. You know, the zodiac.”
“You know people are gonna say you have crabs, Ty.”
I was glad Luke pointed it out and not me.
“I told you so,” Declan said.
Ty punched Declan in the arm. “Declan got a scorpion right above his dick!”
“Also bandaged, before you ask to see it.”
“I wanted something funnier, like, Open wide for Dec and Fuck me! on my ass, but Dec said those weren’t forever tattoos, so we went with the zodiacs.”
“It took some convincing,” Declan said.
I smiled at the thought. “I bet.”
“I don’t know what the big deal is, no one would’ve seen them.”
“Ty, you show your ass all the time. You’re at the beach constantly, in skimpy speedos that you pull up to keep your tan lines mobile. Everyone would’ve seen yours,” Luke said.
I added, “If you had any sense of humor at all, you should’ve put the crab in your pubes.”
“What pubes, bro?”
“You know what I mean.”
Ty crossed his arms. “I’m still annoyed we didn’t get the tattoos I wanted.”
“Did you really need a tattoo to tell you to open wide while you’re down there?”
“Luke’s got a good point, babe. I’m pretty sure your mouth already opens wide when it’s down there. Ten out of ten, would recommend.”
“You pimping him out?” I asked.
“Sorry, no.” Declan sighed. “Just excited for the wedding and horny as fuck.”
“You’re not wearing a cage, are you?” Luke asked.
“As if they make one big enough. His dick would rip it apart,” Ty said.
“I’m being good. When he wears the cage, I don’t cum either. I’m saving it for the wedding night.”
“I told you we should’ve bought them the towels. They’re gonna need ‘em.” I slapped Luke on the arm.
“Watch the tattoo!”
“Are you guys gonna eat?” Ty asked. “I could go for a burger.”
“I need a huge-ass beer.”
“Did someone tall, dark and handsome want a beer?” Kelly appeared out of nowhere to gawk at Declan and stare at Ty’s cage.
The white lycra was see-through at this point from what I guessed was precum. Not sure if it was the tattoo, Declan’s proximity, or Folsom in general that had turned Ty on so much. I guess it could be the cage too.
“Yes! They have a Hawaiian burger!”
“Glad you’re enjoying yourself so much, Ty,” I said.
“Thanks, bro. Nothing like hanging with my three favorite people with a painfully hard dick.”
“There’s the Ty I know and love.” Luke slapped Ty on the ass before resuming his lunch.
“You’re lucky that was the right cheek,” Ty warned.
Three trips to the bathroom later for me - I was staying well hydrated - and Declan, Ty and Luke were trashed. I had texted the other three to come help me with their drunk asses, but had yet to hear back from them. I was about to go search the street when Ezra finally appeared.
He looked like he had been utterly used, but he wore a big smile. He held his hood and tail in his hands, so when he finally saw me and waved, the tail flopped back and forth, making him laugh.
“Have a good time?” I asked. The other guys hadn’t seen him yet.
“Oh, sweet Jesus, the fuck of my life. I don’t know if I’ll be walking right ever again.”
“Fuck, you get gangbanged?”
“No, no, no. Just one guy, but he knew what he was doing. Fuck! I’m gonna get hard just thinking about it again.”
“What’s his name? You seeing him again?”
“I don’t know. He kept his hood on. We fucked as pups.”
“You mean…doggy style!” Luke teased, before losing his balance. I knocked over my water in an attempt to catch him.
“Kelly, I’m sorry. We had a spill. Can we get these guys some waters?”
“I see they’re having a good time,” Ezra observed. “My backpack here?”
“Yeah, right here.” I pulled it off the floor, where Luke dropped it when we sat down.
“Excellent. I’m going to go change, and then I’ll come back and help you with…them.” He gestured vaguely at the three stools next to mine where it sounded like they were still talking about sex.
“Damn!”
I turned to see what Kelly was admiring. It was Colton and Zeph. Once they made their way over to me, Kelly leaned in and asked, “How are all of your friends so incredibly hot? Y’all need to get on my stage."
“I don’t know about the stage, but if you’ve got a back room, you can get on something of mine,” Colton said, grabbing his dick through his jock.
“Didn’t you guys get all your fucks out already?” Luke asked.
No no no.
I watched as Kelly came out from behind the bar. “I can take a quick break.” But when Kelly saw that Zeph was following them, he stopped.
Colton explained, “Package deal, barkeep. Both holes filled at the same time if you're still up for it.”
“Fuck, that sounds good to me.”
I watched them disappear the way Ezra had gone, and had to admit, the idea of Kelly getting spitroasted certainly hardened my dick.
“I want you to fuck me tonight until I forget my name,” Luke said into my ear, before grabbing at my crotch.
Declan and Ty were busy making out. The bar’s owner had just taken a fuck break. If Luke wanted to fondle me in public, I wasn’t about to stop him.
“I can do that.”
“Maybe we can come back here one day and fuck on the street?”
“You’d like that?”
Luke nodded. “I’ve thought about having an audience a lot.”
I wondered what other kinks tipsy Luke might reveal. “Any other fantasies?”
“I don’t want anyone else to fuck me, but I think it would be hot if the guys that were watching us fuck came all over me.”
Well, that sounded hot. “We can try that some day.”
“Yeah? I didn’t think you’d go for it.”
“Your hand is still holding the evidence that indicates I would indeed go for it.”
“So fucking hard! With strangers or the guys?”
“Likely strangers,” I answered, “but maybe if I’m drunk enough, the guys?”
“Fuck, we need to get to the hotel. Now!”
I tossed three twenties on the bar and let Luke drag me back out onto Folsom Street. I noticed the men staring at our pushed-out shorts immediately, but luckily, no one got handsy.
“Hey, wait up, bros!”
“Ugh!”
I couldn’t help but laugh at Luke’s disappointed groan. Imagine a best friend that noticed you were gone, and cared enough to follow you out of the bar. The nerve!
“Where are you-” I saw Ty’s eyes stare at the tents in our shorts for a few seconds. “Oh shit, you two were probably going to mess around, huh?”
“That was the plan,” I admitted.
“I wish I could say the same.”
“Hey, I can do a lot to you in that cage, Ty,” Declan said. A loud slap punctuated the air. “Might redden that ass a bit. Make you beg for release.”
“Fuck, that’s hot. Cam. Hotel. Now!”
Declan chuckled. “Have fun you two. Looks like I need to remind my little Ty who’s in charge in the bedroom. Text ya later.”