9. Podcast Episode- Boots and Bitching
CHAPTER 9
PODCAST EPISODE- BOOTS AND BITCHING
Well, well, well, Sagebrush Creek. Your favorite anonymous community servant is back doing my civic duty. I’m giving you another boots-on-the-ground update… and trust me, the gossip in this town is juicier than a rare steak at the Velvet Spur.
So grab a drink, settle in, and let’s get into it.
First up, there’s a new face sniffing around the Kingridge Ranch. Some out-of-towner with an interest in the land. But the real question is—what kind of interest? Business or personal?
The Kingridge boys aren’t exactly known for rolling out the welcome mat, so I doubt they’re offering property tours. If this mystery man thinks he’s gonna slide in unnoticed, he’s got another thing coming. This is Sagebrush Creek, sugar, we notice everything.
Speaking of noticing everything, rumor has it there’s been a certain ex-wife hiding out on the ranch. That’s right—Randolph Bellcourt’s former Mrs. seems to be attempting to keep a low profile, but between the scene she caused at the hoedown, and the time she’s spending out at Kingridge Ranch, it seems subtly isn’t her strong suit.
The real question is… who’s she bunking up with? I have my suspicions and if I’m right, it’s gonna send this town into a tailspin. Stay tuned, folks.
And in completely unrelated news—mystery lingerie was found in the haystack behind the Udder Satisfaction Milk Barn after the big bash. That’s right, someone left behind a little lacy something while rolling in the hay, quite literally. Who was the late-night visitor? And more importantly, who were they visiting? If you’re missing a pair of red silk panties, don’t worry—your secret’s safe with me… for now.
Meanwhile, Randolph Bellcourt is heading back to court, but the rumor mill is spinning. Is it just another legal headache, or is he making a play for custody? And if so, is it about fatherly devotion… or control?
We’ve seen that man wield power like a weapon before. But maybe it’s for the best this time. The stakes are high, and if you ask me, this battle is far from over.
One thing’s for sure, Sagebrush Creek—this town never runs out of drama. And lucky for you, I’ll be here, taking notes and spilling tea. So stay scandalous, darlings.
Until next time, this is your bitch with boots on the ground, signing off.