16. Podcast Episode- Boots and Bitching
CHAPTER 16
PODCAST EPISODE- BOOTS AND BITCHING
Well, well, well, y’all come in and pull up a rocker. The tea is sweet today and I’m ready to start pouring.
A little birdy told me that Patty June’s prize-winning peach cobbler may owe its success to her secret baking partner… Pillsbury. Scandalous, I know. I hear she’s been sneaking in a pre-made crust from the general store. If that’s true, well… let’s just say the county fair judges are gonna have some thoughts.
And if it isn’t our very own former Mrs. Mayor Bellcourt and the Kingridge Ranch Royal playing house. And trust me, darlings, they aren’t exactly keeping things low-key. They’ve been spotted canoodling all over the ranch, and I do mean all over. Seems like Cassidy’s milkshake brings all the rich boys to the yard—except this one knows how to rope.
Now, it’d be easy to tie this up with a pretty little lasso, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The boys out at Kingridge Ranch have made an enemy of the mayor, and something tells me he’s not the forgive-and-forget type. And let’s not forget about the mysterious out-of-towner still poking around. I’ve asked, but mum's the word on him… for now.
Who is he? What does he want? Can’t say yet, but you know I’ve got my boots on the ground, and I will find out.
It seems the mysterious drones have made it all the way from the big city to Sagebrush Creek, at least according to the ladies down at Mane Event Hair Salon. One blurry camera phone image can’t convince me. But those gals ain’t known for their brains.
Oh, and I’ve heard the whispers about yours truly, so let me put this to rest. I’m not revealing my identity. There’s a reason I keep my voice disguised, sugar. The best secrets come from the shadows and trust me, you’d rather not know who’s holding the cards.
But let’s shift gears to something a little more fun, shall we?
It seems like Kingridge Ranch is rolling out the red carpet for a very high-profile guest. A professional football player is coming to town, and they’re sparing no expense. We’re talking a Weekend VIP Getaway Package—private horseback rides, gourmet meals, and five-star service. It’s the kind of treatment reserved for royalty and, apparently, quarterbacks. This means the Kingridge boys are gonna have to step up their game if they want to prove who really runs this town.
That’s all for now, darlings, but don’t you worry—I’ll be here, watching. Because there’s always more to the story. Until next time, your bitch with boots on the ground.