4. THE BROTHERHOOD GROUP CHAT
"THE brOTHERHOOD" GROUP CHAT
Roman: Anyone free to hang out until we go out later? I’m bored.
Leo: Not me. The sitter won’t be here for another few hours.
Alex: Nope. Got therapy.
Roman: I still can’t believe you actually go to therapy.
Leo: I can. The dude’s got problems.
Roman: Oh, I know. I just thought he’d have flaked out by now.
Alex: Nothing wrong with a man in therapy. I’m dismantling the patriarchy one session at a time.
Alex: And FYI, not everyone who goes to therapy has problems.
Roman: No, but you do.
Alex: I’m also a man of my word, dipshit. I made a promise to stick it out, and I don’t break my promises.
Leo: Well, I, for one, am proud of you.
Alex: I wouldn’t need therapy at all if you hadn’t defiled my little sister.
Roman: Come on now. We all know that’s not true.