45. TEXT THREAD BETWEEN EDEN AND ASPEN

TEXT THREAD BETWEEN EDEN AND ASPEN

Aspen: Have you got a cute black dress I can wear to a funeral? Something low cut, but not trashy. Think Princess Diana’s revenge-dress vibes.

Eden: Who died?

Aspen: No one yet, but Alex is gonna if he keeps making you cry.

Eden: I haven’t been crying.

Aspen: Don’t bullshit me. I saw all the used Kleenex and the empty tub of B&J’s on your nightstand.

Eden: It’s just allergies and period cravings.

Aspen: Oh, please. Our periods have been synced for years. We’re not due for another two weeks.

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