58. THE BROTHERHOOD GROUP CHAT
"THE brOTHERHOOD" GROUP CHAT
Roman: Alex, you owe me big time.
Alex: How’s that now?
Roman: Brynn was getting everyone together for a tour of the yard, and I managed to distract her long enough for you to finish desecrating her garden furniture.
Leo: Oh, dude, WHAT?
Roman: I’d wash the cushions on that cute little swing you’ve got, brother.
Leo: ALEX!
Alex: Consider us even for me overhearing you violating my little sister last year.
Leo: This is not the same thing. That was in the privacy of my own home. You were the one listening like a creeper.
Alex: I was coming to get my cleats, and I texted you a million times to tell you I was coming over.
Leo: I am so bored of having this argument.
Alex: Consider us even, and I’ll never bring it up again.
Leo: Fine. But you can pay for the dry cleaning.
Alex: Deal.