Chapter 8
DELILAH
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HURRICANE DELILAH UPDATE: YES IT’S NAMED AFTER ME AND YES I’M TAKING FULL CREDIT
Okay besties, quick update from my bathroom because that’s where I go when my apartment shakes. Don’t judge me.
Hurricane Delilah, iconic name, by the way, is about to make landfall. The whole town is on an extended weekend. Hope you have five days of food because nothing's going to be open and good luck getting insta-cart delivered in this weather.
Anyway, I have intel.
You know how Dr. Jessica Hartwell has been treating Griffin Callahan’s knee? Very much, “I will heal you, but I will not look at you with anything but contempt”? We’ve all been watching. We’ve all been obsessed.
Well…
My source at Hartwell Sports Medicine, and by source I mean the receptionist who follows me and DMs me literally everything, says that Dr. Hartwell left the clinic early today for a “home visit.”
A HOME visit. To Griffin Callahan’s house. On the day a hurricane is about to trap everyone exactly where they are.
The bridges are already flooding. The roads are closing. And Jessica Hartwell is currently stuck at her ex-boyfriend’s house while the storm of the century rolls through.
Can you even imagine? The tension? The proximity? The one-bed situation that I am MANIFESTING for them right now?
Okay the lights just flickered, so I need to go fill my bathtub and find my candles. But I will be monitoring this situation CLOSELY.
If anyone has updates, and I mean ANY updates do your thing. Did you see a car in his driveway? Did you see shadows in the window? Did you see them making out on the porch? Slide into my DMs immediately.
Stay safe out there. But also, stay messy.
This is Delilah, reporting live from my bathroom, manifesting chaos for Charleston’s most dramatic couple.
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