35. Luna’s Phone
Luna’s Phone
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I swear on my Bratva?—
If you come back with a scratch, I will paint the streets with the blood of every man within a mile of you.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I’m headed to work.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: It’s raining today. It always rains when you’re not here.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I cleaned your side of the bed. You shed more than Nova.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: *inserts picture of Nova*
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: Nova stared at the front door for an hour. I joined her.
I had a shootout today, and I couldn’t even enjoy it.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: *inserts picture of dinner*
Your mom sent me this recipe. I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I woke up reaching for you again.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: It’s been 9 days.
It’s like you took the air with you.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: *inserts another picture of Nova in his office chair*
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I miss you.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: Please come home.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: I haven’t heard your voice in so long.
Don’t make me kill for attention, printsessa.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: Day 18. There is still no response from you.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: Tell me you're okay.
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: *inserts picture of Nova and Vlad wearing matching bonnets*
Count Vlad Dracula Hubby: we’re just waiting for you to return so we can be complete again.
*Secret chat*
Dima (Raven’s future husband): Hurry back!! We can’t take it anymore.
Dima (Raven’s future husband): Do you know what it’s like watching Vladimir sit at the dinner table and talk to Nova like she’s you?
It’s haunting.
Kostya Teddy Bear: He almost smiled at me yesterday.
Dima (Raven’s future husband): Konstantin threatened to stab me with a spoon because I said your dog is emotionally manipulative.
She is, though.
Dima (Raven’s future husband): Vova told me I’m not allowed to touch your weapons stash while you’re gone.
…So I touched it.
…Please don’t be mad.
Kostya Teddy Bear: *inserts picture of Vladimir sulking*
He hasn’t slept.
He just walks the halls and mutters in Russian.
You should text him before someone dies.
Dima (Raven’s future husband): Tell Raven I said Hi …