Gods of the Gates Cast Chat Tuesday Evening
Carah: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OUTBID ME FOR THAT SILENT AUCTION NAPA TRIP, ASSHOLE
Carah: talking to Peter, by the way
Carah: the rest of you are assholes too, but he’s the SPECIFIC asshole in this situation
Carah: I was going to film my next food-reaction video there
Carah: I’m sure people do weird shit with grapes, but now I’LL NEVER KNOW, YOU DICK
Peter: You snoozed, you lost.
Carah: I did NOT fucking snooze!!! I had to fucking pee!!!
Peter: Then let me rephrase: You peed, you lost.
Peter: Maria, want to do a wine tasting in Napa? Because I hear people do weird shit with grapes there.
Maria: Are there spa treatments involved?
Peter: Uh... no?
Maria: *Can* there be spa treatments involved?
Maria: Because I like wine, but as long as I’m going on a fancy retreat, I might as well also be scrubbed and peeled and massaged
thoroughly by a man named Sven who reminds me of my homeland.
Peter: Chilly and asocial?
Maria: Haha, Peter.
Carah: Told you. TOTAL ASSHOLE.
Carah: Anyway, I think we’ve lost sight of the most important issue here
Carah: I.e., Peter’s rampant assholery toward me and how it should be punished
Maria: Peter, how many people can come to the wine-tasting retreat?
Peter: ...
Maria: Would you be unhappy if we had company?
Peter: ...
Peter: It’s fine.
Maria: Carah, consider yourself invited. You can film yourself eating bizarre grape-based foods or get yourself pummeled alongside
me. Your choice.
Carah: I’M A MODERN WOMAN, I DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE, I CAN HAVE IT ALL
Carah: You’re the best, Maria, thank you
Carah: Thank you too, Peter, I SUPPOSE
Mackenzie: I found the best kitty massage place recently, didn’t I, Whiskers, didn’t I
Mackenzie: Oh, Whiskers, I agree. I should get a massage too, shouldn’t I?
Peter: ...
Maria: The more the merrier, but Mac, you have to wear something not covered in cat hair for once. Especially if Alex comes, because
you’re killing that poor, allergic man.
Peter: Alex is coming too?
Maria: Maybe. If we don’t hear from him by tomorrow, I’ll email him and find out whether he and Lauren can make it.
Asha: Oh, I’m so sorry I’m in Mykonos! Otherwise, I’d be there!
Summer: May I come? Pleeeeeease? I need pummeling too! I am pummel-deficient!
Carah: I’d fucking love that, Summer
Carah: You can share my room!
Summer:
Maria: I’m so sorry you can’t come, Asha. And of course, Summer. I’d love to see you!
Maria: Tack tack for the group weekend in Napa, Peter. It’s really sweet of you.
Peter: ...
Peter: Yes. Sweet.
Peter: Maria, I just want to say that Benny and Bjorn were true geniuses
Peter: They might as well have been the only people in ABBA, what legends
Maria: TAKE IT BACK, SKITST?VEL
Peter: :-)