Gods of the Gates Cast Chat Tuesday Evening

Carah: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OUTBID ME FOR THAT SILENT AUCTION NAPA TRIP, ASSHOLE

Carah: talking to Peter, by the way

Carah: the rest of you are assholes too, but he’s the SPECIFIC asshole in this situation

Carah: I was going to film my next food-reaction video there

Carah: I’m sure people do weird shit with grapes, but now I’LL NEVER KNOW, YOU DICK

Peter: You snoozed, you lost.

Carah: I did NOT fucking snooze!!! I had to fucking pee!!!

Peter: Then let me rephrase: You peed, you lost.

Peter: Maria, want to do a wine tasting in Napa? Because I hear people do weird shit with grapes there.

Maria: Are there spa treatments involved?

Peter: Uh... no?

Maria: *Can* there be spa treatments involved?

Maria: Because I like wine, but as long as I’m going on a fancy retreat, I might as well also be scrubbed and peeled and massaged

thoroughly by a man named Sven who reminds me of my homeland.

Peter: Chilly and asocial?

Maria: Haha, Peter.

Carah: Told you. TOTAL ASSHOLE.

Carah: Anyway, I think we’ve lost sight of the most important issue here

Carah: I.e., Peter’s rampant assholery toward me and how it should be punished

Maria: Peter, how many people can come to the wine-tasting retreat?

Peter: ...

Maria: Would you be unhappy if we had company?

Peter: ...

Peter: It’s fine.

Maria: Carah, consider yourself invited. You can film yourself eating bizarre grape-based foods or get yourself pummeled alongside

me. Your choice.

Carah: I’M A MODERN WOMAN, I DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE, I CAN HAVE IT ALL

Carah: You’re the best, Maria, thank you

Carah: Thank you too, Peter, I SUPPOSE

Mackenzie: I found the best kitty massage place recently, didn’t I, Whiskers, didn’t I

Mackenzie: Oh, Whiskers, I agree. I should get a massage too, shouldn’t I?

Peter: ...

Maria: The more the merrier, but Mac, you have to wear something not covered in cat hair for once. Especially if Alex comes, because

you’re killing that poor, allergic man.

Peter: Alex is coming too?

Maria: Maybe. If we don’t hear from him by tomorrow, I’ll email him and find out whether he and Lauren can make it.

Asha: Oh, I’m so sorry I’m in Mykonos! Otherwise, I’d be there!

Summer: May I come? Pleeeeeease? I need pummeling too! I am pummel-deficient!

Carah: I’d fucking love that, Summer

Carah: You can share my room!

Summer:

Maria: I’m so sorry you can’t come, Asha. And of course, Summer. I’d love to see you!

Maria: Tack tack for the group weekend in Napa, Peter. It’s really sweet of you.

Peter: ...

Peter: Yes. Sweet.

Peter: Maria, I just want to say that Benny and Bjorn were true geniuses

Peter: They might as well have been the only people in ABBA, what legends

Maria: TAKE IT BACK, SKITST?VEL

Peter: :-)

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