Team Chat #3
Berger
we are in the STANLEY CUP FINAL!!
Marchetti
WE ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP FINAL
Berger
i want it formally noted that in September the model had us at a zero point four percent chance of reaching the Final. zero point four
Davis
who built that model
Berger
i did
Davis
so YOUR model said we couldn't do it
Berger
my model was working with the information available in September. the model has since been humbled. the model apologizes
Kowalski
the model is you Berger. you're apologizing to yourself
Berger
and i accept. we move on
Thompson
what's the new number
Berger
fifty. it's a best of seven. anyone who gives you a number that isn't fifty is selling something
Thompson
that's the least Berger number you've ever produced
Berger
the Final humbles all models. also i'm reopening the hair rankings. playoff beards are at full maturity now, the data has completely changed
Thompson
i want my mullet recount. you owe me a recount
Berger
recount granted. you've moved up. you are now SECOND mullet
Thompson
WHO IS STILL ABOVE ME
Berger
the spiritual mullet. Fontenot's lead is insurmountable
Fontenot
i still don't have a mullet
Berger
and yet
Davis
i can't stop shaking. is anyone else shaking. i've been shaking since the horn
Marchetti
i called my nonna. she cried. then she asked if i'd eaten. then she cried again
Kowalski
i don't think it's real yet. somebody say a sentence that makes it real
Thompson
we beat Montreal in their building to go to the Stanley Cup Final
Kowalski
nope. still not real
Davis
say it with the franchise name
Thompson
the Atlanta Firebirds are going to the Stanley Cup Final
Kowalski
...okay that one almost did it
Berger
the model felt that one. the model is weeping
Fontenot
a building full of guys other teams gave away. and we're four wins from the whole thing
Marchetti
don't make me emotional Fonty i'm already calling my nonna again
Avi
enjoy tonight. all of it. you earned every bit of this one
Marchetti
CAP IS IN THE CHAT
Avi
i'm always in the chat. i just don't usually have a reason to say anything
Ash
he reads everything. he just lets Berger think no one's watching
Berger
i KNEW someone was watching
Avi
tomorrow we'll talk about what the Final actually is. it's not the rounds you just played. it's heavier and it's longer and the other bench has been here before
Ash
four more wins than we've ever had to get. the ice gets tighter every series. this is the tightest it gets
Davis
okay but tonight?
Avi
tonight you celebrate like a team that made the Final. because you did
Marchetti
i love you Cap
Avi
go to bed Marchetti
Jensen
he's right. enjoy it tonight. it doesn't come around often
Murray
i've been to one. lost it. enjoy the part before you know how it ends
Thompson
...that got heavy fast
Murray
it's the Cup. it's allowed to be heavy
Berger
heavy AND fifty percent. write it down