ON COMMS, UNMUTED

Kieran: Is Sadie going to school today?

Kieran: You're awake.

áine: Maybe I was sleeping and the text notification woke me up.

Kieran: …

áine: Fine. I'm awake but I need ?????

Kieran: I'll stop and get some on the way. What do you want?

áine: You're coming here? Now? ????

Kieran: Are you always this dramatic before you've had your coffee?

áine: …

áine: …

áine: I'm not dramatic.

Kieran: Your emojis and excessive use of !s would say otherwise.

áine: Everybody uses emojis, except for you apparently.

Kieran: ????

áine: Cute. I'll take a double shot vanilla latte with extra foam.

Kieran: What about your mom and the girls?

áine: Mom likes her tea in the mornings, but not herbal.

Kieran: Black tea. Got it.

áine: I don't let the girls drink caffeine, but they all like steamers or hot cocoa.

Kieran: ??

áine: Why are you coming over so early?

Kieran: It's my job.

áine: Coming to my house with hot beverages at the ???? (butt crack of dawn if you were wondering) is your job?

Kieran: Watching out for you all.

áine: You think something is going to happen before breakfast?

áine: What?

áine: You think Kenneth is going to show up on my doorstep demanding I return to work?! Not likely. He's too ??in his own ??

áine: I wouldn't put it past Allison though. ??

Kieran: When are you going to call her?

áine: I'm supposed to be there at 8, but she's not always up by then.

áine: I could call the cook and leave a message with her.

Kieran: …

áine: I don't feel right about setting the cook up as the scapegoat for the tantrum Allison is bound to throw. ??

áine: You know what I mean?

Kieran: Text Allison now.

áine: You think I should quit by text? ????

Kieran: Yes.

áine: …

áine: …

áine: If I wasn't working there under duress I would never do something like that.

Left on read.

áine: Kieran?

Ten minutes later.

Kieran: I was getting the drinks. OMW

áine: You don't think I'm rude for texting Allison to quit?

Kieran: It was my idea.

áine: So no?

Kieran: Do you think you're being rude?

áine: Kinda. But at least I'm not ??ing her.

Kieran: She would deserve it after the way she talked to you yesterday.

áine: She did tell me I was fired if I left yesterday. Not that she meant it. She's big on threats.

Kieran: She threw a temper tantrum.

áine: It's not the first time. She's very strict about me dealing with personal stuff during working hours.

Kieran: What a ♀???.

áine: Yeah, she kinda is. ?? I never wanted to be a domestic employee, but working for her makes it worse.

Kieran: You don't have to work at all now.

áine: What?!! You think I'm just going to live off of you now?

Kieran: Taking care of you and our family is my job.

áine: Sexist much?

Kieran: I didn't say you couldn't work.

áine: Good. Because if you did, I wouldn't listen.

Kieran: ??

áine: Get over yourself. I'd like to use my accounting degree.

Kieran:??

áine: Watch out using all those emojis. Someone might think you're dramatic, or something. ??

Kieran: ??

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