Slayers of Old

Slayers of Old

By Jim C. Hines

Slayers of Old

“O ye who dwells between dream and death, whose forgotten children reigned on Earth as it was before. O ye of a thousand names and ten thousand hungers, who waits beyond invisible stars. Accept this gift and hear me.”

“. . .”

“In your frozen city beyond darkness and light and time, hear the prayer of your faithful servant and champion.”

“. . .”

“O ye who devoured the keepers of chaos and order, who was born at the center of the maze of the infinite, whose deathless servants live once more, hear me.”

“. . .”

“. . . you’re asleep, aren’t you?”

“. . .”

“That’s great. I work my ass off to bring glory to your names, but sure, just hit the snooze button for an extra era or two.”

“. . .”

“What do you want? More worshippers? More sacrifices? A megachurch with a band and pyrotechnics and huge high-def screens showing every pore of my ugly mug while I praise your names?”

“. . .”

“Fucking gods, man.”

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