Chapter 67
Maple & Dylan
@TommyInfluenza, TikTok
Technical problems??? I bet her evil momager locked her in the basement lollll. Who’s with me, guys? #findMaple
Dylan: Hey, everyone. Thanks for joining us again today and happy Friday.
Sorry Maple isn’t with us yet, I guess she’s having some technical problems, but I’m sure she’ll be here soon.
Anyway, I know Maple wouldn’t want me to go ahead and talk about Ella without her, but this little bit of a delay does give me an opportunity to address something else.
And you probably know what I’m going to say, because if you’ve been following this story, I’m willing to bet that you’ve watched Selena and Bodi Hart’s YouTube short from earlier this week.
Well, I just want to say that they may have finished with some big line about how Maple and I should be ashamed of what we’ve done, but let’s not forget who lied here.
Who supposedly protected their daughter by making up some big bullshit story that just happened to complement their brand identity perfectly.
Now, I know there’ll be a range of opinions on this, and yeah, I can see there are loads of comments coming through on the chat.
Listen, I will address them, but I might not be able to read all those while I’m flying solo, so if you could just be patient on that, wait for Maple to come online, that would be great.
In fact, do you know what, I’m just going to message her again now, check how she’s getting on.
Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be right back any second. And with Maple too, I’m sure. Hold on.