Chapter 28
LEFT ON READ
Haven
Yia sas (is that how you say it??) How’s it all going over there my dudes? We miss you guys.
Lucas
You don’t talk, you don’t write…
Beckett
It’s like you don’t even care about us anymore
Axel
Oh god, there’s two of them.
Lucas
There were always two of us, Swayze just made group chat magic happen. Power move bro
Mia
LOL, we do miss you guys.
Swayze
Speak for yourself. I was enjoying the peace and quiet.
Mia
Oh yeah? Did you find peace with Philip?
Lucas
Wait, who’s Philip?? Is he cheating on us?
Bro, are you cheating?
Beckett
Maybe they’ve opted for a little ménage action…
Mia
Swayze
Who the fuck took that?!
Mia
Ohhhh I have my ways…
Swayze
Brat.
Lucas
OMG is that a goat on your back?
Beckett
Well, when I suggested a threesome a goat wasn’t quite what I had in mind.
Swayze
That little fucker hated me.
Mia
Beckett
Looks quite the opposite to me
Swayze
For fucks sake Mia.
The fuck did you do, hire paparazzi?!
Mia
Sure did... thank Mario
Swayze
I knew he was trouble.
Kim
BEST THING EVER
Lucas
You’re looking a little red in that last photo Wolfman. Did you pop a boner on top of Mia?
Beckett
Ten bucks say he did.
Axel
A hundred bucks says he did.
Lucas
Swayze
Why don’t we talk about the enlightening night we’ve just had instead?
Like how Mia’s mom’s favorite position is reverse cowgirl.
While Nicky boy prefers to raw dog it doggy style.
And don’t even get me started on what our girl is doing for her article next.
Mia
I hate you.
Swayze
No you don’t.
Beckett
WOOF I feel the sexual tension from here. Lucas, hand me that fan.
Lucas
He’s not wrong *Fans the good Dr.*
Beckett
Correction. *Fans the HOT Dr.*
Lucas
you’re not my type my guy.
Axel
Who’s gonna tell my medic he isn’t really a doctor?
Beckett
GTFO of here, Axeman. After all I did for you? Your punk ass would still be crying in the station showers if not for me.
Lucas
And me!
Axel
Oh Jesus.
Haven
Wait… If you guys are quite done, I wanna hear about the next article!
Swayze
Ask your girl what she had me smuggle over here in my suitcase.
Kim
OMG TELL US!
Mia
Haven
OMFG STOP Why are there so many vibrators on your bed?!
Kim
Uhhh, what type of vacation is this again?
And where’s my invite??
Swayze
You actually took a photo?
How the hell did you even manage that on your own?
Mia
What?? They looked like a rainbow!
And there’s this thing called a timer on our phones ‘Ze
Axel
That’s some rainbow.
Lucas
A COCK rainbow.
Beckett
So, is Mia the pot of gold at the end of it?
Swayze
Very good.
Mia
Foxy! You’re so bad.
Beckett
You know it baby. I told you, if you get sick of your short arm of the law, there’s a doctor in the house
Swayze
Fox, are you actually joking or are you just physically incapable of leaving our women alone?
Lucas
Please note he said OUR women…
Haven
Toooold you… it’s a statistical impossibility to fake date without catching real feelings
Kim
Love is in the air
Beckett
Jesus dude, I’m fucking joking. I would never steal your women. Fuck, man. I thought you guys knew that.
Lucas
I did. I got you bro
Mia
OMG stop. There are no feelings.
Lucas
Whatever helps you sleep at night, gorgeous.
Swayze
On that note, it’s late here. Shut the fuck up so we can get some sleep.
Lucas
Party pooper.
Axel
Edgy Wolfman?
Swayze
Always, Axeman.
Mia
Night guys. Love you