Group Chat Team Chaos
Group Chat
Team Chaos
Paige: Alright, brood-master-general. We are assembled. The troops are liquored up on questionable punch, and Rissa is trying to teach the rookies how to fold a napkin into a swan using only her teeth. Status report.
Skye: I’m with Keisha. She just fell asleep. Quiet here.
Rissa: IT’S A SWAN, PAIGE! AN ELEGANT CREATURE OF GRACE!
Rissa: And another thing… I think I swallowed a sequin from my top. Do you think it’ll pass through my system or become part of my soul’s eternal shimmer?
Riley: The sequin is a sign. A tiny omen. And I’m sensing Skye’s aunt’s favorite nurse is named Nora, and she brings her extra Jell-O cups.
Skye: …her name is Nora.
Paige: Riley, it freaks me out when you pull that psychic shit. And Skye, you totally have a type. Broody women named Nora. Now for important business… the pre-flight meal. Do we risk the airport pasta or commit fully to a family-sized bag of pretzels each?
Rissa: Carbs are a necessity.
Skye: Eat both. You’ll need the fuel. Film session on the plane. Swiss defensive formations.
Paige: Wow, fun sucker. Can’t we watch a movie and pretend we’re normal people going on a normal trip and not elite athletes marching toward potential glory/public humiliation?
Riley: The sky spirits say the movie will make Rissa cry so hard she dehydrates herself, and we have to give her our water.
Rissa: LIES. I have a HEART. It feels things. Unlike some people who have a frozen puck where their soul should be. *Cough* Skye *cough*.
Skye: My soul is fine. No tears until after we win.
Rissa: No promises. But we’ll save you some questionable punch. Tell your aunt we said hi and that Nora has kind eyes.
Riley: Manifesting restful sleep for her! And for me! And for the swan Rissa made.
Rissa: THE SWAN IS LOOKING AT ME!
[Skye has set notifications to Do Not Disturb]
Paige: And she’s gone. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Who wants to bet Riley can actually guess the number of pretzels in the giant bags?
Rissa: I BELIEVE IN HER! Also, I found more sequins.