Chapter 26
Tuesday
ME
Heard this song while I was running today and it reminded me of you.
[Link to “Somebody’s Problem” by Morgan Wallen]
brEE
Sorry, was in a meeting. I’ll listen soon.
ME
No need to be sorry, Princess. I know you’re busy and important.
brEE
Busy, yes. Important, not so sure.
ME
Not from what I hear.
brEE
What do you hear?
ME
Can’t reveal my sources but they say you’re pretty important.
brEE
Lol, okay.
ME
How’s your day?
brEE
I was running late this morning and forgot breakfast so I’m starving.
ME
Getting worried about your ability to feed yourself
brEE
It’s fine. I’ll get something delivered soon.
ME
I better get going before Miller knocks the door down.
brEE
He is relentless.
ME
Have a good day, Princess.
I’ll do something so you know I’m thinking of you.
brEE
Have a good game
Wednesday
brEE
You sent me breakfast?
ME
Why do you think it was me?
brEE
Did you forget? You’re the only one who calls me Bree.
ME
Have I told you lately I like that?
brEE
Not lately.
Me too.
ME
What did you get?
brEE
[picture of her holding a bagel]
Cinnamon sugar? You’re the best!
ME
If I’d known all it took was sending bagels to get a picture, I would’ve done it sooner.
brEE
I listened to that song you sent yesterday.
ME
What did you think?
brEE
I liked it. Why did it remind you of me?
ME
It was playing in the bar when I first saw you.
brEE
Chase… I can’t believe you remember that.
ME
I told you I remember everything about you.
brEE
ME
Have a good day, Princess.
Thinking of you.
brEE
Thank you for breakfast.
Friday
ME
Hey pretty girl.
brEE
How do you know I’m pretty today?
ME
You’re pretty everyday, Princess.
brEE
Smooth.
ME
Let me see you and I’ll confirm.
brEE
Now you’re just asking for pictures?
ME
Figured it was worth a shot.
brEE
[selfie of her in her office]
ME
Those glasses fucking kill me.
brEE
Is that a good thing?
ME
A very good thing.
I’m hard right now.
brEE
Inconvenient since you’re not here.
ME
What would you do if I were there?
brEE
Are you…trying to sext me right now?
ME
Is it working?
brEE
I’m at work.
ME
So?
brEE
So we can’t do this here!
ME
But I’m not there…
brEE
Exactly my point.
ME
If I were there though… naughty secretary role play?
brEE
Not a chance.
You know I’d be the CEO.
ME
Hell yeah you would. Could I be the boss’s pet?
brEE
Aren’t you already?
ME
Fuck, I wish I were there.
brEE
Two more sleeps!
ME
Counting down.
brEE
Have a great game.
ME
I’ll do something so you know I’m thinking of you
brEE
Saturday
ME
Next road trip, we’re talking on the phone.
brEE
*gasp* you know how to use a telephone?
Thought kids these days only texted.
ME
Smartass. I’ll make an exception for you.
brEE
Why do we need to talk on the phone.
ME
Texting isn’t enough.
brEE
Is it weird that makes me happy?
ME
You make me happy.
brEE
Are you always this charming?
ME
Only with you.
brEE
It better be.
ME
I knew you were obsessed with me.
brEE
ME
It’s okay. I’m obsessed with you too.
brEE
Well thank god.
ME
Have a good night, Princess.
brEE
Sunday
brEE
Was the extra hip swivel in your slide last night for me?
ME
Sure was.
brEE
I don’t know whether to be appalled or flattered.
ME
[link to “Worst Way” by Riley Green]
brEE
Come to my house when you get back.
ME
It’ll be late.
brEE
I don’t care. I need you in the worst way too.
ME
[biting fist gif]
brEE
Have a good game.
ME
Do you think they’ll see my boner in my pants?
brEE
Wear a cup. Protect the assets.
ME
You’re only using me for my dick, aren’t you?
brEE
It’s not NOT true.
ME
Swinging for the fences tonight.
brEE
Your batting average will thank you.
ME
But will you?
brEE
I may have a surprise for you.
ME
Can’t wait!
brEE