Chapter Two #2
Dani gathered her dignity and swept down the hallway with as much dramatic disdain as she could muster.
Which, she fancied, was rather a lot. Since Jo had been headed toward the stairs, escaping her presence took Dani to the lifts, where she frantically pressed the button and refused to look back.
She pinned her eyes to the slightly dented chrome doors as she waited, Jo s words circling in her mind like a children s merry-go-round.
Perhaps the motion was why they made Dani feel slightly nauseous.
The battered old lift arrived with a groan, and she slipped gratefully inside, releasing a heavy exhalation as the doors closed. What a bloody mess. At this rate, she might have to top off her cupcake with some Skittles, just to soothe her nerves.
Actually, she muttered, flicking a wry glance up at the ceiling, you know what would really soothe my nerves? Sex. So, you know. Not to rush you, darling, but chop-chop. Still waiting on that hint.
The fluorescent lights cut out and an ear-rending shriek filled the lift.
Oh, bloody hell , Dani shouted, slapping her hands over her ears. Fine! I don t see how any reasonable higher power could expect me to go this long without oral sex, but if it means so much to you, I ll be patient.
Apparently, those weren t the magic words, because darkness still reigned, the siren continued to scream, and Dani remained eager for a snack without any obvious path toward a nice packet of sweets. All in all, a terrible state of affairs.
All right, she murmured to herself. No lights, completely obnoxious and unnecessarily shrill alarm, the lift has stopped working, and .
. . She pulled out her phone, which had no signal, used the flashlight to find the lift s buttons, and pressed the one marked emergency.
Nothing happened. The lift has stopped working, she repeated calmly, and so has the emergency call.
I suppose I m in a bit of trouble. What did an alarm mean in Echo, again?
Could be fire, could be gas. Neither sounded particularly positive.
Dani stood for a moment, biting her lip, trying not to think about tragic deaths, because Nana had always taught her that one s thoughts influenced fate. And Dani was far too fabulous for her fate to involve dying from toxic inhalation in a bloody elevator.
So, after a few minutes spent weighing her options, she initiated a highly sophisticated two-step plan.
Step one involved sliding her fingertips into the slight gap between the closed lift doors and attempting to pull, hard.
Step two involved engaging her diaphragm, taking a deep breath, and bellowing at the top of her lungs: Help!
The scream of the gas alarm was shrill enough to shatter the glass on Zafir s emergency-only adrenaline store.
Once upon a time, he d felt this urgent, explosive focus before every game, the roar of the crowd battling the rush of blood in his ears.
But he was an old has-been now, so he took his thrills where he could get them, and if that meant handling a routine, semiannual drill like he was Jason bloody Bourne, so be it.
George, the secondary officer responsible for Echo, appeared from a nearby corridor, took one look at Zaf, and snorted. You do know this is a drill, yeah? Why are you giving me Terminator vibes right now?
Zaf rose to his feet, let the vibes intensify, and said grimly, Shut up, George.
George shut up.
All right. As discussed, I m your point, timer s set, go.
They split apart and got down to business.
While George took the primary sweep, Zaf opened all exits before going to hunt down anyone who might have unregistered mobility issues.
He had a database of staff and students who d need emergency assistance in situations like this, but none of them were in the building right now.
Still, there might be someone who d broken their leg last week, or someone whose knee stopped working when it rained, or some shit like that.
It was Zaf s job to keep an eye out for those people, because, as his line manager had said, I reckon you could lift anyone, if you had to.
Bit presumptuous, but not exactly wrong; Zaf could do anything if he had to. Like wearing a uniform jacket that didn t come in a size big enough to cover his wrists.
After a sweep of the building showed staff and students evacuating without issue, Zaf went back downstairs to coordinate with the professors checking their class registers.
He found the pavement outside Echo a mess of pure chaos, because, routine drill or not, people loved a fuss-and, he was discovering, they rarely checked their bloody emails.
Students in particular were shouting useless questions at each other, shoving like trapped animals, and generally fanning the ever-glowing coal of his anxiety.
Well, maybe it wasn t the students doing that last part. Maybe it was the fact that he still hadn t seen Danika evacuate, even though he knew full well she hadn t left with her class half an hour ago.
By the time George returned, Zaf was outside scanning the crowd for cropped, pink hair while using a bellow honed on the rugby pitch to make sure everyone knew, This is just a drill!
You re safe, and there s no need to panic.
There is no threat to you inside, but we can t let you back in until the building is secure.
But you just said there s no threat inside! A nearby student scowled.
Obviously, one of the email ignorers. Give me bloody strength. Zaf sighed. I know. This is part of the drill.
Well, if it s all just fake, I don t see why you can t-
He speared the man with his flattest look, the one that made his mother smack him on the head and call him a shark. Do you know what the word drill means, mate?
The guy swallowed, shrugged, and turned away.
George appeared at Zaf s shoulder to mutter, Anyone ever tell you that you have strong supervillain energy?
Be quiet. Final sweep?
All clear.
Zaf studied the crowd again. Did you see Danika? Because I haven t.
Er, no. George scratched his ear, brow furrowing. Probably took one of the emergency exits.
Probably should be good enough, in a situation like this, right?
Clearly it was for George, because the man looked annoyingly unconcerned.
For all they knew, Dani could be trapped in a supply closet by some evil academic rival whose theories she d called woefully uninformed.
Or maybe a cult obsessed with worshipping her had seen their chance in the chaos and swept in to steal her away. Or something.
All right, George was saying, I think that went well. Let s shut it down.
No.
A slow blink. Erm . . . pardon?
No, Zaf repeated. I m going back in. Yes, he was paranoid about safety, and no, he didn t give a fuck.
Maybe if everyone was paranoid about safety, his dad and big brother wouldn t have died in a car accident seven years ago.
And if that was a messed-up thought process, oh fucking well. He was a work in progress.
Back in? Why?
Zaf pushed through the crowd, ignoring George s obvious confusion. Danika Brown, he called, his voice rising over the chatter and the sound of passing traffic. Who s seen her? Pink hair, teaches English lit, about this tall-
I know Dani! chirped a blue-haired girl a few feet away, turning toward him. I had a seminar with her, last period.
Relief rolled through his body. Did she leave with you?
Uh, no, the kid said, twisting the end of her ponytail around her finger. She stayed behind on her laptop, I think. But I m sure she s fine-it s just a drill, right?
Yes. Zaf nodded calmly. This is just a drill. What floor?
Third. Hey, are you okay? You look-
I m fine, Zafir said over his shoulder, already running.
Remain calm, he shouted as he raced back toward the building.
He yanked open the power-assisted door so hard it actually smacked into the wall.
Fuck. Had he just broken the motor? Never mind.
He turned back to the crowd and reminded them, This is just a drill!
Then he sprinted in and took the stairs three at a time.