Tease Me

Find the perfect man.

Find another perfect man. YAY!

But how do I step out from behind my disguise and reveal the real me?

Each time I think my year-long sexual challenge can’t get any crazier, it freakin’ does.

And with that birthday rolling around. . . the big 3-0. . . the damned clock is ticking.

Never in my wildest dreams did I picture having a few men chasing me.

And to add more spice, in walks a hunk with simmering eyes and panty-dropping intensity that has me obsessed. Possessed. . . drooling even.

But just when I hit the Happy-Ever-After jackpot, my perfect world comes crashing down.