The Accidental Rewrite

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The Daily Trumpet would like to apologize to animal behaviorist student Murphy Benson for inadvertently reporting that his professor at Cambridge

was “mightily impressed with his feces, so much so that he insisted it went into the Cambridge University Library as a shining

example to others to replicate the standard.” This, of course, should have read that he was “mightily impressed with his thesis.”

Murphy has kindly agreed to accepting dinner for two at the “Dog and Boner” pub in Knaresborough as fair recompense for any

embarrassment caused.