So Not Normal #10
I was happy to discover that not only did Keaton smell like a chocolate chip pancake, he tasted like one. Which was crazy, but I was here for it. Lisa was officially the craziest potential murderer I’d ever met. How could she not want to do this all the time?
Not ten times in a row all the time because good lord my jaw would fall off. Keaton’s poor jaw and tongue. My man must have the jaw muscles of a crocodile. I’d done a report on them in school once. They had the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom.
Good god, ten times. I was going to get Lisa back for that somehow. Immy would probably know the best way. The crazy psychopath stalking my man, potential murderer was going down. I hoped the whole school talked about it at this point.
Things got even more heated after Keaton asked me to hum the song. The song was going crazy in my head. I’d swear the dang thing was happy he kept acknowledging it. Which was crazy, since that wasn’t what Keaton was doing considering he didn’t know it was something in my head.
That thought got me an annoyed huff in a song tune before Keaton and I started dry humping on the couch. That made the song happy again. Good to know, it’s a horny song. Also, smarmy and somewhat murder-y.
I stared in shock at the shirt Keaton ripped off me. He ripped it off with his bare hands. What the hell?! How did he do that? I needed his personal trainer. Whoever it was could obviously teach me how to flip him should my man decide that he was going to try and kill me by orgasm.
Keaton was apologizing for the fact he gave me yet another earth shattering orgasm. If only Melanie lived around here. Then I could have her do something horrible to Lisa with technology. Melanie was a whiz with computer who didn’t like people like Lisa. I was with Melanie’s side on this one.
I couldn’t believe Keaton kept apologizing for giving me an orgasm. Lisa sucked so hard. Is she bad at sex? Or maybe she thinks she is, so she’s projecting those feelings on Keaton. Did his ex make him think he was bad, so he wouldn’t think she was?
How did Lisa not worry Keaton wasn’t attracted to her if she told him he couldn’t come until she did ten times? His ex and I were having a chat about how insane she is. I might need to get a restraining order as it is given Lisa did admit she hoped I died.
My eyes drifted to sleep, and I found myself in the ocean again.
Except this time, I wasn’t dragged to my brother’s place.
This was place dark, and everyone seemed mean.
They still couldn’t see me though. I walked through the streets until I found a big house like Caspian’s.
This house seemed like it was devoid of human emotion and love.
Despite that, I walked inside instantly frowned when I saw Luke. Then a little relieved because my ex was making out with some girl. Thank god. Now, he would leave me alone. My frown deepened when I saw the guys who had been following me. Luke had people spying on me?
There was an older man on a seashell throne, the shells were all black. He looked like Luke. So, odds were that this man was his dad. Damn it! I unknowingly dated a guy in the mob. Did they think I knew something that I needed to be silenced about?
Ok, what would Connie in the mob book I read do?
She was a fighter. I could get brass knuckles to walk around with.
One guy cleared his throat, “The girl is making friends again. This time it’s Fairies.
” What? I didn’t get a gay vibe off any of my friends, but how dare he call them that! They could love who they loved.
Luke’s probable dad said, “We don’t care about that. Has anyone been able to reach Morgana?” No one answered. He shouted, “ANYONE?!” Luke broke his make out session, “She’s enjoying this man. Who cares?”
His dad’s eyes narrowed, “You have nearly ruined this plan countless times. You have an uphill battle with Odette as it is. We need her. You would do well to remember that you need her. We will rise to power with her. If she is lost to us, Caspian will destroy our clan if he finds out we knew about Odette.”
So, I was beginning to root for my brother in his mob war. They all seemed like they were scared of Caspian. Which didn’t make much sense to me, he was so nice. Luke hissed, “She’s disrespectful.” ME?! Did Luke know the definition of disrespectful?!
His dad countered, “Odette doesn’t know that. We kept her ignorant of this life. All you had to do was show up and woo the girl. Then you lost it, and now she calls you a stalker! Morgana yelled at me for an hour for badly you overstepped.”
“We wanted Odette here willingly at first. Then once she was here, she simply wouldn’t have left.
The way I hear it, she doesn’t want anything to do with you.
You were too busy with that girl.” He spat out and pointed to the girl Luke was making out with.
Hurt flashed in her face, Luke hissed at his dad for it.
His dad continued, “You lost sight of Odette. Now she’s trained on fighting skills. She’s even surfaced because she feels like she’s endangered by you. Do you even comprehend the magnitude of your screw up? I told you that you could have both girls.”
“You only need Odette for her soul, an heir, and last name. You could kill her the second your child is born and be with Delana officially. You could be with Delana the whole time Odette is yours. All you had to do was get her here. That’s it! You had to do one little thing!”
The song in my head was hissing. Yeah, total agreement with the song here. What an ass. These people were definitely a danger to us. The hissing song deal was completely right about feeling that way. I could not believe they were discussing my life as if it didn’t matter.
Luke’s dad stood and began to pace. I was absolutely emailing Caspian after this, because Luke’s dad had to go. They wanted to kill me for no reason. He was just casually throwing out that I was to be kidnapped, raped, and murdered.
I wanted to groan because I didn’t know enough about the mob to know about the soul part; however, kidnapping and raping someone would kill my soul.
The man continued, “Now Morgana is unreachable, and the girl notices when she’s followed.
Your stupid uncle approached and scared her.
I’m sure her song is hissing. None of you understand, all you had to do was be nice! ”
“Odette’s been isolated. She’s practically starving for attention and love. We did that on purpose, and you all RUINED the easiest part of the plan! Jesus Christ, she was born to breed and die. Odette would’ve been so easy to take, but noooo my inept family has now scared the little thing.”
“Caspian is watching us like a hawk and suspects we are up to something! Don’t you understand that we can’t lead him to Odette?
If that happens all is lost. I’m going to distract him by raiding Scylla.
I’ll kill a few people, and he’ll have to come.
Does anyone besides me understand that?!
” He was going to say more when I was jerked backwards.
I woke up looking into Keaton’s eyes, my man had to leave. That was good and bad. I needed to email Caspian, but I would miss Keaton. Man, I needed to get a grip. I also owed Noxus a response too. I also needed to find a self-defense class around here to brush up on my skills.
These people were talking about murdering me. Maybe I could actually get that girl, Delana, on my side. She wanted to be with Luke, for some reason. I cautiously also wanted that for them. Luke seemed like he was actually nice to her.
Maybe it was me that brought out the worst in Luke. I wondered why. Why did he even sound possessive of me when he wanted Delana? The jerk. I wanted him far away from me so I could stay with Keaton. My man made plans to come by tomorrow.
I waited until I heard the lock turn. Ok, can any part of me be scared that the guy I’m dating can get in and out of my apartment without a key?
Nope. Cool. I’m so abnormal. UGH! My song sang happily about it, which was not normal but hey I had a song in my head.
So, normal was off the cards with that situation.
I ran to the other room and fired up my computer.
I couldn’t process my other emotions about what just happened, so I replied to Noxus first.
Noxus,
Lux V and Beatrice seemed to believe whatever my mom did to you was really bad. If she makes your head sing, I have to agree with them. I don’t take help easily as I’ve learned to rely on myself. When everything gets tough, the one person who is always there for me is me.
I was in a different place tonight, and it was creepy. I wish I had come to you guys again. That place felt devoid of love. I thought my life was tragically sad, but hell if my life isn’t rainbows and sunshine compared to the coolness of that place.
If you were my dad, I’d have been happy. I always wanted a dad. They had father daughter dances at my schools. I could never afford to go, but sometimes I’d sneak in and watch all the dads with their daughter’s. I wanted that, but it wasn’t in the cards for me.
My song boy is so dreamy. He keeps showing up saying he’s not going away. Time will tell; I guess. It might kill me if he does. I grow so despondent when we are fighting or not speaking to each other. It’s weird. I’m oddly depressed when I don’t know what’s going on with him.
Something happened. I feel like he went somewhere dangerous. I couldn’t eat or sleep until I saw him again. Then we had a fight, more like a misunderstanding. I got really pale and could only rest with his shirt on. God, that’s weird. Moving on.
You honestly seem too nice to have anything to do with my mom. It’s really for the best if you move on from her. Mom seems to be a drain on her boyfriends. I’d swear she gave some wrinkles and gray hair. Which I know is crazy, but I’m telling you she did.