18. Spice Cabinet
SPICE CABINET
(WITHOUT YASMINE OR HALE)
Ava: They’re fucking, aren’t they.
Tabby: yup
Annie: 100%
Ava: And not even subtle about it.
Annie:
Ava: I’m not stupid. I’m offended they think I am.
Ava: How long has this been going on?
Tabby: Nico says at least since the bar after Hale’s date with the professor.
Ava: What? That was weeks ago. Why didn’t he say anything?
Tabby: Nico says if they wanted anyone to know they would have said something. wasn’t his business to tell.
Ava: He told YOU
Tabby: I don’t count. I’m his fiancée. he’d better tell me.
Ava: …Yeah. Okay. That tracks.
Annie: wait
Annie: does that mean all the stuff I tell you two bitches is a direct line to your men?
Tabby: …
Ava: …
Annie:
Annie: y’all never heard of Girl Code?
Tabby: love you
Ava:
Annie: I’m just saying. information security is compromised.
Annie: but also. Hale and Yaz didn’t start at that bar.
Tabby: what
Ava: ???
Annie: yup
Annie: first weekend she got back
Tabby: …
Annie:
Ava: Annaleigh. Stop typing like a villain monologuing and say it.
Annie: on your living room rug
Ava: …
Ava: My RUG???
Ava: I. Am. Done.
Tabby: how do you know that
Annie: I may have been awake on the couch when she got up early to grab said clothes off the floor before anyone was up had that “just got dicked down” walk and everything.
Ava: And neither one of you told me?
Tabby:
Annie:
Ava: I’m burning that rug.