38. Spice Cabinet
SPICE CABINET
Tabby:
Annie: what the actual fuck
Tabby: same honestly. i was THIS close to throwing hands
Ava: what kind of man shoves his sister into a wall
Tabby: i always wondered why yasmine never talked about her family
Annie: mystery solved they’re garbage
Ava: “if you forgot me, i’d feel relieved.” BARS.
Tabby: she looked like she meant every word. was she talking about hale’s father?
Ava: i think it’s likely
Tabby: my heart breaks for him.
Ava: mine does too. but if she wanted us to know more, she would’ve said more.
Annie: agreed. however back to SHAUN, the waste of space, we’re not just letting that slide right?
Tabby: oh lord.
Annie: yasmine cut them off. that’s her choice and i respect it
Ava: absolutely
Annie: but WE didn’t cut anybody off
Tabby: listening
Annie: i’m just saying we are free agents
Annie: spiritually unburdened by yasmine’s moral high ground
Ava: what exactly are you proposing here
Annie: nothinggggg. merely noting that i have free time and a very particular set of skills
Tabby: you quoted Taken
Annie: i’m layered
Ava: okay but IF we were doing something, and i’m not saying we are
Ava: it should be psychological
Annie: i don’t want psychological
Annie: i want to hit him with my car a little bit
Tabby: ANNIE
Tabby: but also. seconded
Ava: violence is temporary. emotional devastation is forever
Annie: that was beautiful. write it on my tombstone
Tabby: okay but seriously what do we actually do
Annie: show up for yasmine. remind her she has people
Tabby: real people
Annie: not whatever the fuck called itself family tonight
Ava: agreed
Tabby: agreed
Annie: but ALSO
Tabby: no
Annie: i didn’t say anything
Ava: you said “but also.” historically, that’s enough.
Annie: first of all. wow. accusing me like this
Annie: second of all nico is not the only person in this town with cousins
Ava: your documented history says you should sit this one out
Annie: ALLEGED history
Ava: his life is already falling apart
Annie: not fast enough for me personally
Ava: which is why we don’t need to do anything
Ava: we simply let gravity do its job
Annie: poetry
Annie:unfortunately, i have ideas
Tabby: Annie, no. you’re not going do anything
Annie: ...
Ava: ...
Tabby: RIGHT????
Annie: define “anything”
Tabby: ANNIE
Annie: y’all are so lame
Ava: ANNALEIGH PARKER
Annie: FINE!! damn.
Annie: we will simply be supportive friends with violent imaginations
Tabby: thank you.
Annie: for now
Ava: annie, i swear to god
Annie: alright i gotta go
Annie: dog biscuits won’t bake themselves
Annie: goodnight
Tabby: goodnight
Ava: night