5. Chapter Five
Chapter Five
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LINDY: Ah, I see it’s Sewer Ball time. I hear arguing. I’m going to jump in here. Let’s discuss. Who's the best at sewer ball?
GRAHAM: Momo.
TYLER: Thank you!
LIAM: Kid's got no fear. Does the stupidest moves and somehow they work.
AIDEN: He scored off an off-the-head shot last week.
TYLER: And it was beautiful.
LINDY: Who's the worst?
JOSH: Me. I'm a goalie. I'm built to stop things, not score them.
GRAHAM: At least you're self-aware.
LINDY: Who takes sewer ball way too seriously?
EVERYONE: Sticks!
AIDEN: Being the Captain isn’t just like a sweater you take off. It’s who you are. I take it all seriously.
LIAM: Bro, you just argued a call for like three minutes. It’s a soccer ball in a loading dock, not OT in Game Seven.
LINDY: Alright, so maybe sewer ball gets too heated. Let’s switch to questions about a slower sport. Who's actually good at golf?
TYLER: Graham. Like annoyingly good.
GRAHAM: I have a single-digit handicap.
LIAM: Show-off.
LINDY: Who's the most fun to play with?
AIDEN: Sunshine. Keeps everyone relaxed, doesn't take it too seriously.
KEVIN: Golf's supposed to be fun.
LIAM: That's what bad golfers say.
KEVIN: I'm not bad! I'm just not stressed about it.
LINDY: And who needs to stick to mini golf?
JOSH: Also me.
TYLER: Beartrand shanked three balls into the water last time.
JOSH: Again, I’m built to stop things, not swing at them. Different skill set.
GRAHAM: Bro, you hit a golf cart.
JOSH: It was in my way.
GRAHAM: You’re kidding yourself if you think you have a shot at mini golf, bro. Landrie's better at mini golf than you. She got the hole in one on that magical dragon by the fountain last month, remember?
JOSH: My four-year-old is built to swing at things.
LINDY: There you have it. Momo's a sewer ball legend, Sticks needs to calm down, and Beartrand's daughter is a magical golfer.