60. Oakwood Crew
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OAKWOOD CREW
Callan: Have you heard of Charlotte Corday?
Wynter: Is she on campus?
Denny: Yeah, I think she’s in philosophy with us, Victoria
Victoria: Maybe. I don’t pay much notice
Callan: I meant, @Victoria
Callan: Charlotte Corday
Wynter: Victoria can’t come to the phone right now because she’s painting my nails
Victoria: Victoria can multitask
Denny: Hey! You do nails?
Victoria: We’ll see. Wynter decided to pop my cherry lol
Wynter: I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around
Callan: ANYWAY
Callan: Stabbed a dude to death in the bath
Wynter: OMG, who did?!
Denny: WHEN?! OMG, someone got murdered on campus?!
Callan: No, jeez.
Pecan: I know Charlotte Corday
Callan: You do?
Pecan: Yeah, you were reading about her on your phone so I carried on when you used the bathroom
Callan: You went on my phone?
Pecan: Sure. I didn’t snoop. I’m not a snooper
Denny: He’s not actually. An invader of privacy in a general sense but he’ll never read your messages
Callan: Reassuring. Not
Callan: It’s pin protected!
Pecan: I catch pucks at 86 mph, Callan. If you think I don’t know everyone’s pin codes, you’re the fool (for once)
Callan: Is this some heretofore unknown skill of yours? Cell phone-picking?
Zach: As interesting as this is…
Zach: Who’s Charlotte Corday? Aside from someone you should never take a bath with
Callan:
Callan: Pretty wicked chick. Might make it easier to swallow the name “Charlie”
Denny: Who’s Charlie?
Pecan: That puck bunny
Pecan: Um, never mind
Denny: Smooth, Pecan. Very smooth
Pecan:
Zach: I’m going to beat the crap out of you later
Pecan: ONLY IF YOU CATCH ME
Pecan:
Shay: That’s you, Pecan. Hot air
Pecan: Ouch!
Denny: Who’s CHARLIE?!
Victoria: My dog
Victoria: Huh
Victoria: That’s kinda cool, Callan.
Callan: Right? I thought you might like it. I’m not for gender stereotyping, but Salome’s power is her femininity. Evil woman or femme fatale… I think it’s kinda downplaying her if you name a dog after her
Callan: But that’s just my take
Lex: Wow. You’re right, Callan!
Callan: I am?
Callan: I mean, yeah!
Lex: I hated that Christians vilified her as an evil woman
Callan: Same
Callan: And if you ever want her to hang out with other dogs, then Rocket’s always down for a playdate!
Pecan: Who’s Salome?
Shay: Google her. You’ll find it interesting
Zach: Pecan, read it when you’re on the throne later, bud. You still haven’t packed
Pecan: I resent that
Pecan: Even if you’re right
Denny: Pecan, I told you to pack three times yesterday. I don’t believe you
Pecan: Stop yelling at me! My head still hurts after you guys drank me under the table at The Dive last night
Shay: How’s your head, Zach?
Zach: I’ll live
Wynter: So stoic *snorts*
Denny: Guys, we gotta go. Our ride’ll be here soon and I obviously have to stand over Pecan and watch him PACK
Callan: I told you I’d drive you
Denny: And I told you that that was kind of you but I’m not wasting your time when you have to get ready for your own flight
Denny: Speak to you when we’re in Florida
Denny: Keep me updated!
Lex: Are you going to switch out Salome’s name, @Victoria?
Victoria: You know what? I think I am!
Wynter: Look at my nails! I think if Victoria flunks school, she could be an esthetician, whaddayathink?
*Wynter sends picture*
Callan: Are they knives? They look like knives. They have points!
Wynter: Considering how hard she filed them, yes
Victoria: