60. Oakwood Crew

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OAKWOOD CREW

Callan: Have you heard of Charlotte Corday?

Wynter: Is she on campus?

Denny: Yeah, I think she’s in philosophy with us, Victoria

Victoria: Maybe. I don’t pay much notice

Callan: I meant, @Victoria

Callan: Charlotte Corday

Wynter: Victoria can’t come to the phone right now because she’s painting my nails

Victoria: Victoria can multitask

Denny: Hey! You do nails?

Victoria: We’ll see. Wynter decided to pop my cherry lol

Wynter: I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around

Callan: ANYWAY

Callan: Stabbed a dude to death in the bath

Wynter: OMG, who did?!

Denny: WHEN?! OMG, someone got murdered on campus?!

Callan: No, jeez.

Pecan: I know Charlotte Corday

Callan: You do?

Pecan: Yeah, you were reading about her on your phone so I carried on when you used the bathroom

Callan: You went on my phone?

Pecan: Sure. I didn’t snoop. I’m not a snooper

Denny: He’s not actually. An invader of privacy in a general sense but he’ll never read your messages

Callan: Reassuring. Not

Callan: It’s pin protected!

Pecan: I catch pucks at 86 mph, Callan. If you think I don’t know everyone’s pin codes, you’re the fool (for once)

Callan: Is this some heretofore unknown skill of yours? Cell phone-picking?

Zach: As interesting as this is…

Zach: Who’s Charlotte Corday? Aside from someone you should never take a bath with

Callan:

Callan: Pretty wicked chick. Might make it easier to swallow the name “Charlie”

Denny: Who’s Charlie?

Pecan: That puck bunny

Pecan: Um, never mind

Denny: Smooth, Pecan. Very smooth

Pecan:

Zach: I’m going to beat the crap out of you later

Pecan: ONLY IF YOU CATCH ME

Pecan:

Shay: That’s you, Pecan. Hot air

Pecan: Ouch!

Denny: Who’s CHARLIE?!

Victoria: My dog

Victoria: Huh

Victoria: That’s kinda cool, Callan.

Callan: Right? I thought you might like it. I’m not for gender stereotyping, but Salome’s power is her femininity. Evil woman or femme fatale… I think it’s kinda downplaying her if you name a dog after her

Callan: But that’s just my take

Lex: Wow. You’re right, Callan!

Callan: I am?

Callan: I mean, yeah!

Lex: I hated that Christians vilified her as an evil woman

Callan: Same

Callan: And if you ever want her to hang out with other dogs, then Rocket’s always down for a playdate!

Pecan: Who’s Salome?

Shay: Google her. You’ll find it interesting

Zach: Pecan, read it when you’re on the throne later, bud. You still haven’t packed

Pecan: I resent that

Pecan: Even if you’re right

Denny: Pecan, I told you to pack three times yesterday. I don’t believe you

Pecan: Stop yelling at me! My head still hurts after you guys drank me under the table at The Dive last night

Shay: How’s your head, Zach?

Zach: I’ll live

Wynter: So stoic *snorts*

Denny: Guys, we gotta go. Our ride’ll be here soon and I obviously have to stand over Pecan and watch him PACK

Callan: I told you I’d drive you

Denny: And I told you that that was kind of you but I’m not wasting your time when you have to get ready for your own flight

Denny: Speak to you when we’re in Florida

Denny: Keep me updated!

Lex: Are you going to switch out Salome’s name, @Victoria?

Victoria: You know what? I think I am!

Wynter: Look at my nails! I think if Victoria flunks school, she could be an esthetician, whaddayathink?

*Wynter sends picture*

Callan: Are they knives? They look like knives. They have points!

Wynter: Considering how hard she filed them, yes

Victoria:

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