SIXTY-THREE OAKWOOD CREW
SIXTY-THREE
OAKWOOD CREW
Callan: Merry Christmas!
Lex: Merry Christmas!
Pecan: I’m so full
Denny: Merry Christmas!
Pecan: I think I ate a whole cow
Zach: Can confirm
Callan: You guys all ate together?
Pecan: Tradition. We hold it at D’s house because she has the biggest dining room
Zach: Plus, Pecan’s Mom can’t cope. She has a meltdown if she has to serve more than three people
Pecan: It’s true. I’m just grateful I don’t have any siblings.
Victoria: Season’s greetings!
Shay: Happy Christmas!
Lex: How old school of you lol
Pecan: I officially ate too much
Victoria: Who didn’t? My aunt cooked. She’s SOOOOO good at everything.
Pecan: Is this the aunt who makes the brownies?
Pecan: How do you feel about bringing some back to school with you?
Callan: She delivers. You can order some. They have same-day shipping
Pecan: CALLAN. Stop with the logic!
Callan: Might as well ask me to stop breathing, Pecan
Pecan: Free brownies taste better than paid-for brownies. Everyone knows that
Wynter: As tight-fisted as that sounds… I think he might be right
Pecan: Miracles can come true, kids!
Lex: Agreed. Dopie lets me have free food. It tastes better than what you guys eat.
Pecan: That’s so not fair!
Lex: Sucks to be you
Wynter: Ugh, I’ve barely eaten anything. The whole compound has come down with the stomach flu
Callan: Compound? That doesn’t sound like you live in a cult… much.
Victoria: Shut up, Callan. OMG, Wynter, babe, are you okay? Can I get some soup or something sent over?
Wynter: Thank you, V, but nah. It’s fine. I hope I’m over the worst of it
Callan: Feel better soon
Shay: Same! (Tell us and we can have food sent over, okay?)
Denver:
Zach:
Pecan:
Lex: I can even have some of Dopie’s chicken noodle soup delivered down there, if you need.
Wynter: Thanks, everyone. I really appreciate that
Callan: Btw, if you guys want any Canadian snacks, your friendly Canadian snack dealer will smuggle them across the border
Pecan: Did you get my list?
Callan: Of course I did. All four pages of it
Pecan: You’re the best, Callan
Callan:
Denny: You have some nerve, Pecan lol
Zach: He has ten
Zach: I’ll message you privately, C
Callan: Sure thing
Shay: When are you guys back in Poughkeepsie?
Zach: We’re catching a flight on the 27th. Got a game.
Zach: You going to be there?
Shay: Hell yeah
Shay: Sit next to you, Denny?
Denny: Yep, Chaos Puppy’s abandoned me so you can keep me company
Callan: Hardly abandoned, Denver. I’ll return
Denny: Yes, AFTER I leave for Spain
Lex: Aren’t you technically abandoning him then?
Pecan: She’s abandoning all of us
Victoria: Lol, you guys are so dramatic. I love it. I might come and watch. The last time I dragged Maxim along, he let me blow him in the car
Callan:
Wynter: That’s what she looked like, Callan, yeah
Callan: OMG, it’s happening again! Why does everyone talk about their sex lives in front of me?!!!!
Zach: Technically, it’s in front of everyone
Shay: I didn’t need to know any of that, Victoria
Victoria: Sure you did. You need to get some yourself, Mr. Monk
Victoria: I had my hair done with Inessa, my older sister. I have sooo many curls right now. They’re made for tugging!
Shay:
Denver: I still can’t believe you’re married
Denver: But DM me. I think we need girl talk
Zach: Oh, boy
Pecan: I still haven’t met this husband of yours, Victoria. Is he treating you right? If he’s attending the game, then I’m pretty sure me and the boys can work out a way to hit him in the stands
Victoria: Nah, I love him. Plus, he’s got a great face. No offense, you guys, but I like all his cartilage where it’s supposed to be.
Denny: Once they’re in the NHL, that’s when the cartilage quakes, Victoria. I’m dreading the day one of them gets slap-shot there
Lex: That’s not entirely true. My ex used to play college hockey. He broke his nose on game day
Denny: On the ice?!
Lex: I whacked him with my purse when I found out he was cheating on me
Victoria: I need details. STAT.