The Hot Housewives of Eugene

Cade: They’re on a date tonight.

Logan: You’re such a girl.

Logan: What are they doing?

Cade: Watching a movie.

Tessa: Wait. On a couch?

Cade: Yup

Tessa: Does Shelby know what that means?

Cade: If Jake’s still the guy he used to be, she’s about to find out.

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