The Hot Housewives of Eugene
Briggs: So…Shelby’s got a date tonight.
Logan: Nice. You making Jake jealous?
Briggs: It’s not me.
Tessa: Was it that tall drink of water who showed up with his family yesterday?
Logan: Oh hey, Tess, how you doing?
Tessa: He’s not MY tall drink of water. But he’s definitely a tall drink of water.
Logan: You’re still set to have our baby, right? Next month?
Briggs: Yeah, it’s that guy. I heard him telling his cousin.
Layne: HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF?
Kelsey: Why on earth would you want to do that?
Layne: JUST CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME TO DO SOMETHING. I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.
Kelsey: Did you get it stuck in caps lock again?
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