The Hot Housewives of Eugene

Briggs: So…Shelby’s got a date tonight.

Logan: Nice. You making Jake jealous?

Briggs: It’s not me.

Tessa: Was it that tall drink of water who showed up with his family yesterday?

Logan: Oh hey, Tess, how you doing?

Tessa: He’s not MY tall drink of water. But he’s definitely a tall drink of water.

Logan: You’re still set to have our baby, right? Next month?

Briggs: Yeah, it’s that guy. I heard him telling his cousin.

Layne: HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF?

Kelsey: Why on earth would you want to do that?

Layne: JUST CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME TO DO SOMETHING. I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.

Kelsey: Did you get it stuck in caps lock again?

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