Chapter 23 Grandma Crush
GRANDMA CRUSH
From the Email Correspondence of Bellamy Hart and Easton Ford
Dear Easton,
I think I have a crush on your grandmother.
Bellamy, AKA The One You Can’t Stand
Dear Bellamy,
The crush appears mutual. The first thing Coco did when she woke up was order the ingredients for Moscow Mules from her favorite liquor store. I hope I didn’t spoil any surprise when the invitation for cocktails arrives.
Yours in I can still feel the effects of that hate sex,
Easton
Dear Easton,
Good. Because there are so many more tales I want to extract from her.
Yours in . . . same here,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
I’m sure she has plenty more to share about the trouble I got into.
Easton
The Purveyor of Enemy-Delivered Os
Dear Easton,
Did I say they were tales about you? Please. Maybe I want to hear stories about her life.
Bellamy,
Greedy Recipient of those Os
Dear Bellamy,
I appreciate your commitment to knocking me down a peg or two.
Yours,
Easton
Dear Easton,
Try three.
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
Today’s debate is this—whether I still can’t stand you or I still want to bend you over the couch.
Yours in dilemmas,
Easton
Dear Easton,
You know it’s both.
Dilemma solved,
Bellamy
Friday Morning…
Dear Easton,
I hope you’re having a good day. Can you meet in person this afternoon? There are things I’d like to discuss.
My best,
Bellamy