Chapter 59
Chapter Fifty-Nine
WARREN FAMILY GROUP CHAT
Paul: I am with Elle at Urgent Care. She hurt her ankle in a gopher hole. We think she dropped her phone in the fall, we can’t find it.
Mabel: What the hell?? Is she okay?
Lola: ????
Paul: She was running after Patrick, fucking Douche Loop tried to kiss her and Patrick walked into the office. It’s a giant cluster but she really hurt her ankle and may have messed up her hand.
Mama: Her hand? Did she land funny?
Mabel: I’m going to kill that weasel!!
Paul: No, she didn’t land funny, she punched him in the face after he assaulted her with his slimy fish lips.
Mabel: Hell yeah, Elle! I hope you broke something….on him, I pray none of your sweet bits are broken.
Mama: That’s my girl.
Lola: Hold up. Chasing Patrick? Did anyone catch him?
Paul: No and he’s not answering either of our calls. We are still in the waiting room and who knows when they’ll actually take Elle back.
Mama: What do you need?
Paul: I’m supposed to pick up Henry from Anika in 30 minutes but I’m not leaving Elle. Mama, can you grab him for me? We need someone to get some comfy clothes for Elle because hers are dirty from the fall and we need someone to try and reach Patrick. Try to explain as best you can.
Mama: You got it. Keep me updated.
Mabel: I’m home so I can run to Elle’s house and pick up clothes for her.
Lola: I’ll find Patrick. He didn’t answer my call, so I’ll take Jude and we’ll go break down his front door.
Mabel: Don’t know why we need to include him.
Paul: No chance we can keep this family only?
Mama: You both knock that off right now.
Lola: Jude is family…and there is no way I can knock anything other than a doggy door.
Mabel: ……I’m walking into Elle’s house now. Be by your side ASAP.
Mama: I’m calling Anika now to let her know about the change in plans. Take care of our girl.
Paul: Of course, Mama.