Chapter Seventeen #2
I stare at her uncertainly until the penny finally drops. Oh, great. This is all I need. She’s pissed. She’s probably been drinking champagne all day.
“He’s a fucking…fuckhead.” She swigs her champagne.
“Yes,” I say quickly. “He is. And that’s why you need to give the necklace to me. To me,” I repeat, very loudly and clearly.
Diamanté’s swaying on her shoe boots, and I grab her arm to steady her.
“The dragonfly necklace,” I say. “Do-you-know-where-it-is?”
Diamanté turns her face to survey me a minute, leaning so close I can smell champagne and cigarettes and Altoids on her breath.
“Hey, Lara, why aren’t we friends? I mean, you’re cool.” She frowns slightly, then amends, “Not cool, but…you know. Sound. Why don’t we hang out?”
Because you mostly hang out in your massive villa in Ibiza and I mostly hang out in the wrong end of Kilburn? Maybe?
“Er…I dunno. We should. It’d be great.”
“We should get hair extensions together!” she says, as though seized by inspiration. “I go to this great place. They do your nails too. It’s, like, totally organic and environmental.”
Environmental hair extensions?
“Absolutely.” I nod as convincingly as I can. “Let’s definitely do that. Hair extensions. Great.”
“I know what you think of me, Lara.” Her eyes suddenly focus with a kind of drunken sharpness. “Don’t think I don’t know.”
“What?” I’m taken aback. “I don’t think anything.”
“You think I sponge off my dad. Because he paid for all this. Whatever. Be honest.”
“No!” I say awkwardly. “I don’t think that! I just think…you know…”
“I’m a spoiled little cow?” She takes a gulp of champagne. “Go on. Tell me.”
My mind flips back and forth. Diamanté’s never asked me for my opinion before, on anything. Should I be honest?
“I just think that…” I hesitate, then plunge in. “Maybe if you waited a few years and did all this on your own, learned the craft and worked your way up, you’d feel even better about yourself.”
Diamanté nods slowly, as though my words are getting through to her.
“Yeah,” she says at last. “Yeah. I could do that, I suppose. ’Cept it would be really hard.”
“Er…well, that’s kind of the point—”
“And then I’d have an obnoxious fuckhead of a dad who thinks he’s bloody God and makes us all be in his stupid documentary…and nothing in return! What’s in it for me?” She spreads her skinny tanned arms wide. “What?”
OK. I’m not getting into this debate.
“I’m sure you’re right,” I say hastily. “So, about the dragonfly necklace—”
“You know, my dad found out you were coming today.” Diamanté doesn’t even hear me. “He called me up. He was, like, what’s she doing on the list? Take her off. I was like, fuck you! This is my fucking first cousin or whatever.”
My heart misses a beat.
“Your dad…didn’t want me here?” I lick my dry lips. “Did he say why?”
“I said to him, who cares if she’s a bit of a psycho?
” Diamanté talks right through me. “Be more fucking tolerant. Then, you know, he was on about that necklace.” She opens her eyes wide.
“He offered me all these substitutes. I was like, don’t patronize me with fucking Tiffany. I’m a designer, OK? I have a vision.”
The blood is beating hard in my ears. Uncle Bill is still after Sadie’s necklace. I don’t understand why. All I know is, I need to get hold of it.
“Diamanté.” I grab her shoulders. “Please listen. This necklace is really, really important to me. To my mum. I totally appreciate your vision as a designer and everything—but after the show, can I have it?”
For a moment Diamanté looks so blank, I think I’m going to have to explain the whole thing again. Then she puts an arm around my neck and squeezes hard.
“ ‘Course you can, babe. Soon as the show’s over, ‘s’yours.”
“Great.” I try not to give away how relieved I am. “Great! That’s great! So where is it right now? Could I…see it?”
The minute I clap eyes on this thing, I’m grabbing it and running. I’m not taking any more chances.
“Sure! Lyds?” Diamanté calls to a girl in a stripy top. “D’you know where that dragonfly necklace is?”
“What, babe?” Lyds comes over, holding a mobile phone.
“The vintage necklace with the cute dragonfly. D’you know where it is?”
“It has yellow glass beads in a double row,” I chime in urgently. “Dragonfly pendant, falls to about here…”
Two models walk past, their necks piled high with necklaces, and I squint desperately at them.
Lyds is shrugging easily. “Don’t remember. It’ll be on one of the girls somewhere.”
It’ll be in the haystack somewhere. I look around the room hopelessly. Models are everywhere. Necklaces are everywhere.
“I’ll look for it myself,” I say. “If you don’t mind—”
“No! The show’s about to start!” Diamanté starts pushing me toward the door. “Lyds, take her in. Put her in the front row. That’ll show Dad.”
“But—”
It’s too late. I’ve been ushered out.
As the doors swing shut, I’m hopping with frustration. It’s in there. Somewhere in that room, Sadie’s necklace is hanging around a model’s neck. But which bloody one?
“I can’t find it anywhere.” Sadie suddenly appears beside me. To my horror, she seems almost in tears. “I’ve looked at every single girl. I’ve looked at all the necklaces. It’s nowhere.”
“It has to be!” I mutter as we head back down the corridor. “Sadie, listen. I’m sure it’s on one of the models. We’ll look really carefully at each one as they go past, and we’ll find it. I promise.”
I’m being as upbeat and convincing as I can, but inside…I’m not so sure. I’m not sure at all.
—
Thank God I’m in the front row. As the show starts, the crowd is six deep, and everyone’s so tall and skinny there’s no way I would have got a view from further back.
Music starts thudding and lights start flashing around the room, and there’s a whoop from what must be a group of Diamanté’s friends.
“Go, Diamanté!” one of them yells.
To my slight horror, clouds of dry ice start to appear on the catwalk. How am I going to spot any models through that? Let alone any necklaces. Around me, people are coughing. “Diamanté, we can’t bloody see!” yells some girl. “Turn it off!”
At last the fog starts to clear. Pink spotlights flash onto the catwalk and a Scissor Sisters track starts thumping through the speakers. I’m leaning forward, alert for the first model, ready to concentrate as hard as I can, when I glimpse something out of the corner of my eye.
Opposite me on the other side of the catwalk, taking his seat in the front row, is Uncle Bill. He’s dressed in a dark suit and open-necked shirt and accompanied by Damian, together with another assistant. As I stare in horror, he looks up and catches my eye.
My stomach lurches. I feel frozen.
After a minute he lifts a hand calmly in greeting.
Numbly, I do the same. Then the music increases in volume and suddenly the first model is on the catwalk, wearing a white slip dress printed with spiderwebs and doing that sashay-model walk, all hip bones and cheekbones and skinny arms. I stare desperately at the necklaces jangling around her neck, but she whizzes past so quickly, it’s almost impossible to get a good view.
I glance over at Uncle Bill and feel a prickle of horror. He’s scanning the necklaces too.
“This is useless!” Sadie appears from nowhere and leaps up onto the catwalk. She goes right up to the model and peers intently at the jumble of chains and beads and charms around her neck. “I can’t see it! I told you, it’s not there!”
The next model appears, and in a flash she’s examining that girl’s necklaces too.
“Not here either.”
“Super collection,” a girl next to me exclaims. “Don’t you think?”
“Er…yes,” I say distractedly. “Great.” I can’t look at anything except the necklaces. My vision is a blur of beads and gilt and paste jewels. I’m feeling a growing foreboding, a sense of failure—
Oh my God.
Oh my God oh my God! There it is! Right in front of me.
Wound around a model’s ankle. My heart is hammering as I stare breathlessly at the pale-yellow beads, casually twined into an anklet.
An anklet. No wonder Sadie couldn’t find it.
As the model sashays nearer, the necklace is about two feet away from me on the catwalk.
Less than that. I could lean over and grab it. This is absolutely unbearable….
Sadie suddenly follows my gaze and gasps.
“My necklace!” She zooms up to the oblivious model and yells, “That’s mine! It’s mine!”
The moment that model is off the catwalk I’m going after her and I’m getting it. I don’t care what it takes. I glance at Uncle Bill—and to my horror his eyes are glued on Sadie’s necklace too.