Chapter 14
Henley’s To-Do List
—Meet with lawyer.
—Ask John if we can really pull this off.
—Research drivetrain on Lamborghini Miura. Love that car hard!
—Figure out why I hate Max so much.
—Then figure out why I also don’t hate him.
—Blow-dry hair in that new way, with the wavy curls . . . because . . . I know why. :)
—No!!
—Just no!
—He probably won’t even notice my hair.
—Stop flirting with him.
—Really. I mean it.
—Don’t tell me it’s tempting.
—Woman-up and stop.
—Tomorrow. Stop tomorrow.
—No more innuendos. No more double meanings. No more metaphors for sexy times.
—Discuss other things with him.
—Ideas: hedgehogs, should guys be allowed to wear tank tops, merits of crunchy vs. soft-shell tacos, where do all the mismatched socks go, and how does David Copperfield pull off that crazy guessing trick.
—GUYS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO WEAR TANK TOPS. PERIOD. EVER.