The Girl Who Cried Bigfoot

She built a fake Bigfoot hotline to save her family’s lodge. Bigfoot did not appreciate the marketing.

Wren Cassidy’s hoax was supposed to bring in tourists, not an actual seven-foot forest guardian demanding she turn it off.

But between viral photos, feral forum posts, and one caller who swears Bigfoot stole his Crocs, the hotline is the only thing standing between her and foreclosure — so it stays.

Rowan Warden has spent centuries keeping this mountain’s secrets, and he had exactly no interest in becoming Wren’s marketing plan.

Now he’s stuck managing tourists, a documentary crew, and a growing, deeply inconvenient feeling that he doesn’t want her to stop looking at him like that.

Real emergencies. Real feelings. One bed. Several bees.

Wren’s harmless little con is about to become the realest thing in her life.