Things I Would Rather Do Than Have an Urgent Chat With Russell

Drink nothing but revolting hospital vending machine tea for a month week

Share a bed with stink-bomb Fizz

Admit (out loud) just how superior James’ crochet skills are to mine

Listen to Mum’s Boyzone CD on a loop for twenty-four hours

Deep dive into politics

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