Chapter 19
JAYDEN
Jayden
It’s hard to concentrate on hockey when my mind is full of dirty thoughts about you
Stella
You’re a pro. You can do it.
Jayden
I can but it’s hard
Stella
Hahaha I see what you did there
Jayden
It’s not a lie
Stella
I’m sorry?
Jayden
It’s okay, I’m a scared turtle when I get on the ice
Stella
um… scared turtle?
Jayden
When a turtle gets scared it hides in its shell
Stella
OMG
Okay I get it
Jayden
it’s not a problem around you, don’t worry
Stella
I’ve noticed that
Stella
Happy Hump Day! How’s the trip going?
Jayden
Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.
Stella
Agree
Jayden
Are you sexually hangry too
Stella
sexually hangry
Jayden
do I have to explain it
Stella
No. No you do not. And the answer is yes.
Jayden
I am currently sexually destroying you in my head
Stella
That’s not helping. Today I got mad because my ice cream was cold.
Jayden
Wait you had ice cream
Stella
I did. Cookies ’n’ cream.
Jayden
Nice. I was taping my stick and got pissed off because the tape was sticky.
Stella
Jayden
I had another dirty dream last night. Guess who was in it
Stella
Wayne Gretzky
Jayden
Jesus. No.
Stella
The commissioner of the league
Jayden
NO
Stella
Was it me?
Jayden
Has Taylor Swift been through a breakup before?
Stella
You’re killing me
Jayden
I’d rather be kissing you
Stella
Aw me too
Jayden
And other things
Stella
I could be naked right now and you’d never know
Jayden
Stop being so fucking hot and being so far away
Stella
It’s that sexual hanger again
Jayden
Yep. I hope you realize we’re going to break the bed when I get home.
Said respectfully
Stella
Can’t wait